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Is today daylight savings? Brb gotta check the time on the Stove

We are celebrating Halloween in our front yard with a fire pit and a five year old trick-or-treater just put our whole bag of marshmallows in his trick or treat bag, and I didn't stop him

This year I discovered I can search by narrator on Libby and it's been really fun following voices I like to books that hadn't been on my radar

food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people

please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have

A mosquito just bit my face and when i went to kill it my glasses blocked me and I saw it fly away 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Im so glad Im the sibling that the others come to for Power Tool Advice

I cast a broad net with the idea of Statement of Existence.
'Defying Gravity' hits the vibe of Here-I-am-and-you cant-stop-me. And 'Wizard and I' in the vein of Make-My-Mark-On-The-World

Here I am! If you look, I'll show you

My favorite type of movie/musical song is The Statement of Existence.
From graffiti to manifests, there's just something so Human about shouting to the world "I am Here!"
Anyways, I'm making the Tradesbros listen to the Wicked soundtrack today.

When my hair starts to get a little long, my childhood center part tries to come back.
In this, the age old question of "what advice would you give your 5th grade self" has been answered
Answer: Don't Commit To That Center Part Every Day BC it'll scar into your scalp and HAUNT you forever

Rugby world cup quarter finals! Two more weeks before I cancel paramount plus again xoxoxo
Only Here For Womens Rugby

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

"We should not have to live in a country where the Government can seize anyone who looks Latino, speaks Spanish, and appears to work a low wage job. Rather than stand idly by while our constitutional freedoms are lost, I dissent." —Justice Sonia Sotomayor

Oh we are playing Statistics for international rugby today Wow
US defense was absolutely burning Diesel today vs Samoa

Gf wants me to pick a new show and has stipulated: "No Islands. No Crafts. No Cooking"
WELL EXCUSE ME

i don’t like seeing ben affleck in anything except another picture of him weighed down by the burden of his dunkin donuts order

Hey guys, sorry for the confusion. I was the person who ordered all those pizzas from the pentagon pizza place. I was just really hungry and I honestly don’t know why that restaurant was available to me because I live in LA and they’re not here yet so I’m still hungry. Is $8 enough to tip or no

LOVE LOVE LOVE it when a prop scores in Rugby. Women's rugby world cup full of little delights

Still holding space in my heart
for a creative 3rd amendment
interpretation/lawsuit with all this national gaurd hullabaloo

Sometimes I look in the mirror and think "I have my grandpa's ears"

After YEARS of waiting for hbo to pick up new seasons of The Great Pottery Throwdown, today I learned that I can stream seasons 6+ on the roku channel! Yay!

How do you get me to leave my
house on a Monday Night?
Pokémon Go Night At The Chicago White Sox Game
Let's GOoOoO

I'm very proud of myself

Going to the dollar tree to get supplies to make some sunglasses cuntier for a Waluigi cosplay brb

Same to all the SoDak political goons who keep robo texting me. I'm not your target audience. I'm not even a republican why do you have my number? Go huff farts.

I wish All The SD Politicians a very merry Stop Calling Me I Haven't Lived In South Dakota For 15 years
And a Happy 605 Area Code Means Nothing In The Age of Cell Phones (Ive had this number since I was 16 and dont have the brain space to memorize a new one so it belongs to Chicago Now)

Uh oh! It's the Mr Barkman Upsetti Spaghetti hour*!

*the hour between when Haley Usually Gets Home and when she gets home when she works late. This anxiety is accompanied by Barkman pathetically barking from his throne every 2 minutes till Haley Comes Home

Forged in fire ad where the text of the host's name has been changed to "Balls Ballson" The sub caption says: "Thinks his dick is huge"

Does a reality competition host and judges count as characters? Sure
Doug Marcaida (not pictured) would be the only one I held out hope for tho

Summer reading programs are no longer just for kids. 📚

Now, adults looking to boost their summer reading efforts can participate in Chicago Public Library’s expanded programs for adults. blockclubchi.co/4eE4Aiv

"If Elected, I will give Date Everything's Dasha a Crew Cut"
-me if I was running for butch congress

Luke warm take: Sending a ping or a link is worse than just sending me the address. Please just send me the address.