a gal pal

Pulled the Death card today (13) on Friday the 13th, the same day i start my Saturn return do u fear me now

How I feel about AI

this site needs way more shit posting for the good of us all, happy to help when i can

noticing a theme in my posts here...

"according to grok.. according to claude.." according to me you should shut the hell up and read a book

since the dawn of time man has been asking, "is this a caffeine addiction or a biological deficiency?", and i carry the torch everyday

"as someone who..." well i'm someone who thinks you should shut up

in times like these, its of utmost importance to embrace both your purest inner hater and inner lover simultaneously

applicable to most world events rn

that's not very feeling jovani of you

took an everything shower for the new moon, i'm not fking around here dude

me summoning all my astro & witchy girlies from twitter to join me here on bluesky

been feeling pretty creatively constipated lately but i can't really think about that right now thx

does trmp know the famous idiom "greenland is actually ice and iceland is actually green" because reminder he is stupid and might be confused

ughh bluesky needs to get cooler NOW i can't keep going back to hellscape twitter for the jokes

Tariff would be a beautiful name for a little baby girl <3

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...

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Others have pointed this out already but the Booker's "stunt" is him literally Doing the Job - impassioned speechmaking is supposedly the main reason for Senators to exist and the only reason any of them from before the United States was established are remembered by name

Never underestimate the power of an unsolicited exposed belly

Whenever E*on M*sk gets publicly humiliated, we are constitutionally allowed to lib out its true

Vance is that girlypop that nervously puts on too much eyeliner because of social anxiety

Yes, I’m a better person because I can honestly say I have never once used ChatGPT in my beautiful, unique, soulful life.

I’m sorry Bluesky, I strayed from the light but was pulled back when I saw posts encouraging using ChatGPT to decide what to order at a diner.

If this is the only kind of drama the new cast can give us, I extra extra don’t want it. Feels dirty watching that episode, just dark and sad all around #RHONY

E*lon z*ck i wish the wrath of an army of cool mean middle school girls on you for the rest of your days

Dystopian fascism aside, we have failed as a nation in rightfully bullying LOSERS into obscurity such as t*ump and his sycophants

It’s just me tweeting into the void, I’ve never felt so free thank you the sky is high

Ban the word “folks”, encourage shitposting, and you’ve got a winner in Bluesky

Show this tweet to the Bluesky team as definitive reason to create bookmarks