Faeblade

Olga please it’s 8AM I just woke up

Is that not bluesky, mastadon, etc?

I’m like if the lion did concern himself with everything

It’s so insane that if you said “Walmart puts brighter and colder lights in their stores in order to make you have a fight or flight reaction so you impulse buy more” to someone 10 years ago you would be looked at as if you were crazy and now it’s just normal.

Here’s your reminder to go look up your old childhood usernames and try to access your old accounts

(𝖭𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖠𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 his 𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝗌)

“𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯.”

felt cute for #selfiesaturday

Why is the Austin airport an active construction zone 😭

transvestigation is a fetish activity

You see a woman with wide hips and thick thighs and get aroused

I see a woman with wide hips and thick thighs and wanna kill m-

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Having friends “back out of politics” now feels like a fucking punch in the gut.

Chillin at the dentist high as fuck on nitrous until i hear

“…i don’t know what you could learn in california other than how to ruin a city politically”

and got really sober

I came to the horrifying revelation that my type in men are:

1. Twinks…
or
2. Evil, evil men who have hello kitty decor, give you forehead kisses, and then disappear the next day

Trying to find disturbing but non sexual art is so much harder than finding just porn. All i want is an art scene of a ripperdock installing cyberware gone wrong, be it the patient wakes up and goes cyberpsycho, a maxtac raid of a illegal operation, etc

May I interest you in… The Razer Razor

Me and the girls at the bar

they’re just making up shapes at this point

Hey babe are you a newly released game?
Because I can’t /wait/ to crack you

Hey @gooseworx.bsky.social, should we be terrified for what we’re voting on at www.thewackywatch.com?

I should buy this exclusively for when i’m trying to be polite to my least favorite guests

I’m still pissed that this old woman sold this out from under me. I literally just had to get out of class and instead she sold it to someone else, AFTER we had already talked!!!

I… I didn’t even notice the baby leopard at first. Am I a prey animal???

pic”s

If you send me code and I can SMELL the ChatGPT on it i’m immediately going to not take anything you say seriously

“it’s hard to believe he’s vegan” is my new favorite vocal stim

Why is it that republicunts love to destroy whatever platform they have (Twitter), cry when nobody is on it, then leave to infect a new website?

everybody shut the fuck up I met Purity Filter

A cat looking into a mirror. There is a sticky note at the top left of the mirror that says “You look great!”

Hey sorry I just snuck a pic of you last night

Sike bitches I have the best LDR partner of all time 😁😁😁😁

i’m out of root beer, this is the worst thing to happen in US history