everything is on fire

I am in this skeet and I don’t like it.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

However ugly you think his outside is…his inside is worse.

Lol’ing at the guy who described his office mates as “a bunch of sad Pennsylvanians…maybe some damage from growing up too close to a nuclear plant.”

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me

I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building

There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

I have an advance directive. Idc what time it is, fam, WAKE ME UP

We’ll be able to re-fund USAID and NSF with the proceeds from the lotteries to run the sledgehammers & bulldozers.

Do we give a single solitary shit whether he accepts it? Reality is not an opt-in position.

OK, greenlighting anyone who refuses to take care of MAGAts. Or Republicans. But I repeat myself.

Dear Jesus,

Further to my last prayer, just circling back to ask if there’s been any progress on returning to smite the wicked? I understand it’s a busy period for all of us but this is a crucial KPI for this quarter. Hope you can find time to update me.

Thanks! :)

cc: God

Philadelphia Inquirer

AITA?
am in a group email about a project and someone has invited this individual to participate. This is the individual’s email signoff.
Going to have to make a fuss about this. Most of the group members are not Christian, or at least not this flavor of Christian, and the project is secular .

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

It’s a blessing. You get up and walk the dog at 15°F, and it’s such a relief to be out in double-digit weather you don’t even put on a coat.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

Even if you’re not a lawyer, read these 3 pages.

Signed,
“With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike”

wow

Why is it whenever that creature is photographed holding up his fist as if in triumph…it always looks like such a weak little fist? I know his hands are small but it never looks like any forearm flexors are involved.

a woman wearing a fur coat and sleep mask says good is coming Alt: a woman wearing a fur coat and sleep mask says good is coming

That was not the obit I was hoping for today.

The next Dem administration has to take a sledgehammer to this Supreme Court. I don’t care if it’s court packing, ignoring orders, or whatever they have to do, they need to do it in the first 100 days. We can’t go on for 30 more years of this shit.

Esophageally, one hopes

Once again, I am asking media outlets NOT to say “conservative” when you mean “right-wing.” The term conservative has a meaning which includes support for the Constitution and law. Fascist cosplaying and real fascism isn’t conservative: it’s radical rightwing bullshit.

Shut it down! The US is better off with no government than with the one it has | Judith Levine As senators refuse to fund Trump’s immigration crackdown, a partial shutdown is likely. For Democrats, it’s the right move

“Is the federal government we have more harmful than no government at all? The answer is yes.”

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Society of Critical Care Medicine: statement on the murder of ICU nurse Alex Pretti.

Well, that’s something, coming from a grossly incompetent US Senator.

Using jumper cables from their own car, they quickly attached electrodes to the man’s genitals.

Back to the pit they issued from, presumably

Same sneakers at the office as at the gym. So I just have to remember pants & lunch.

Hurry the fuck up

Red and black German Shepherd with a long coat, standing in the snow, with snowflakes falling all around. Stone wall in the background

Long-coat German Shepherd with snow on his snout, sitting in a pile of snow with his tongue visible. Some outdoor furniture (chair, table) is barely visible behind him

And Rudi loved the snow.