@disgruntledelk.bsky.social
MTG player | Relapsed Hammer-adict | Punting Connoisseur https://linktr.ee/disgruntled_elk
Was it even *one* year?
13.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Genuinely impressed how quickly I went from excited to play standard to wanting to do literal anything else with my time
13.10.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe you'd try to not cause outrage to farm engagement
03.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
13.09.2025 08:57 — 👍 14794 🔁 2776 💬 139 📌 61
Hey y'all, been a bit but it's time to stream again! Gonna run some Axe Hammer ft. Metallic Rebuke on the purple site at the usual place at 7p EST with SpiderSpace! twitch.tv/disgruntled_elk
10.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Update:
noah-rabin-apologies.tiiny.site
18.07.2025 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You ever think of how much good he could have done with that metaverse bullshit money? Like he could have cut childhood poverty in half and been beloved for generations but instead he was like LEGS LEGS LEGS and no one got anything at all except those funny pictures of him
27.06.2025 21:50 — 👍 1154 🔁 152 💬 37 📌 8“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
If it weren't so depressing, I'd be impressed by how consistently we choose the worst possible option 😔
16.04.2025 12:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"try this one cool trick to save money"
The trick is just starving yourself
@nilejoan.com and @gerryt.bsky.social actually touched on this in their recent pod and "10% under TCG low" is something I can get behind. Ofc you can match condition pricing, and I personally throw in tracked shipping for free on $50+
03.04.2025 11:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deets?
02.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How can you see into my eyes
Like open doors?
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb
Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/6980536... I ended up in the mid 30s and min cashed, so we are thriving 😂
17.03.2025 16:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UW Chant(D) ❌🔨🔨
Jeskai Chant(D) ❌❌
Eldrazi(D) 🔨🔨
Zoo(D) ❌🔨🔨
Zoo(P) 🔨🔨
Storm(D)❌❌
Breach(D)🔨❌🔨
Breach(D)🔨🔨
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UB Frog(P) 🔨🔨
UW* Chant(D) ❌❌
RB Goryo's Through the Breach(P)* ❌❌
Mirror 👀(P) ❌🔨🔨
WB Vial Blink(D) ❌🔨❌
Finished the Hunter Burton Memorial Open with a middling 8-5. Happy with my play but sometimes things just don't line up. Still my favorite event every year because it has excellent vibes! Matchups below and list below
17.03.2025 16:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Absolutely agree with this
13.03.2025 13:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See ya there!
06.03.2025 20:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The poor ATLA cabbage merchant
19.02.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Going live with @ThomasDoesALot tonight at 6p EST. Come watch me con him into playing Hammer in Charlotte, and then maybe do testing against breach.
Twitch.tv/disgruntled_elk
Got the 2nd league from the stream uploaded and it includes my thoughts on the Hammer list
18.02.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Watched Long Legs, Witcher: Sirens of the Deep, and The Wild Robot.
I kind of hated Long Legs.
Sirens was pretty bad, esp the musical number.
The Wild Robot was incredible 😭
Zaheer was way more based on my rewatch
14.02.2025 03:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Batman villains and Magneto
14.02.2025 03:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Twitch.tv/disgruntled_elk
12.02.2025 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alright y'all, with Portland behind us, let's have a stream where we talk about the tournament and how to tweak the Hammer list moving forward (and then probably run a league)
6pm EST on the purple site
