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Evan Lewis

@akaleth.bsky.social

Proud Legacy D&T one trick, streams Sun@11am EST | EW2021 Top4 | #MTGOCreator | my wife is funnier than me | "love watching someone push a boulder up a hill" @basicmountain.bsky.social | πŸ‰ | he/they

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She won the Olympic gold medal because she was skating for her own joy and not her dad or her coaches or USFSA, all the while treating her "competitors" with warmth and compassion and championing their well-being, and it's so fucking cool

21.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The thread is titled "meke ell the vewels the seme (ne breens ellewed)

posts include these games: 
"Sapar Maraa Bras.
Sonoc tho Hodgohog
World of Worcroft: Wroth of tho Loch Kong
RunuScupu

Fyry Ymblym: Shydyw Drygyn ynd thy Blydy yf Lyght

I liki ti pliy vidi gimis.

I git pid in firtnit vbicks ind riblix ribix

The thread is titled "meke ell the vewels the seme (ne breens ellewed) posts include these games: "Sapar Maraa Bras. Sonoc tho Hodgohog World of Worcroft: Wroth of tho Loch Kong RunuScupu Fyry Ymblym: Shydyw Drygyn ynd thy Blydy yf Lyght I liki ti pliy vidi gimis. I git pid in firtnit vbicks ind riblix ribix

more games (and consoles) being reduced to one vowel:

Heented Heese

Bananza Bras

Minicrift

Alaan Saldaar

Alan Waka

L.A.L.: Lack af Lava

Sugu Mustur Sustum

Sugu Gumu Guur

Sugu Mugu Druvu

Sugu Suturn

Sugu Druumcust

more games (and consoles) being reduced to one vowel: Heented Heese Bananza Bras Minicrift Alaan Saldaar Alan Waka L.A.L.: Lack af Lava Sugu Mustur Sustum Sugu Gumu Guur Sugu Mugu Druvu Sugu Suturn Sugu Druumcust

Here's what's good about forums. Someone made a thread about games with only one vowel in the title. Then someone else made a thread about games that contain every vowel. then there was a thread about games with no vowels. Now in this newest thread everyone has lost their entire minds.

19.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

The announcement has since been updated on this. I have a video on this soon. But yeah, this is an awful change and you should be directing your ire to @magic.wizards.com than Daybreak I feel.

17.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I swear to god, Wizards can't get out of their own god damned way sometimes.

They are making Magic Online change what decklists get published. Only the Top 8 decklists will get posted for challenges under 64 players.
#mtg #ReleaseTheDecklists

17.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 45

I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.

16.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6229    πŸ” 1332    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 167
4 Aether Vial
4 Ajani, Nacatl Pariah
4 Arid Mesa
4 Broadside Bombardiers
1 Chainsaw
2 Elegant Parlor
4 Guide of Souls
4 Karakas
1 Lion Sash
1 Loran of the Third Path
2 Marsh Flats
1 Meteor Sword
1 Mountain
1 Nurturing Pixie
4 Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd
5 Plains
3 Plateau
2 Pre-War Formalwear
4 Prismatic Vista
4 Recruiter of the Guard
1 Skyclave Apparition
4 Solitude
4 Starfield Shepherd
4 Stoneforge Mystic
4 Swords to Plowshares
4 Wasteland
2 Windswept Heath
1 Witch Enchanter

SIDEBOARD:
1 Containment Priest
4 Deafening Silence
1 Faerie Macabre
1 Grafdigger's Cage
1 Path to Exile
4 Pyroblast
1 Wrath of the Skies
1 Yorion, Sky Nomad

4 Aether Vial 4 Ajani, Nacatl Pariah 4 Arid Mesa 4 Broadside Bombardiers 1 Chainsaw 2 Elegant Parlor 4 Guide of Souls 4 Karakas 1 Lion Sash 1 Loran of the Third Path 2 Marsh Flats 1 Meteor Sword 1 Mountain 1 Nurturing Pixie 4 Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd 5 Plains 3 Plateau 2 Pre-War Formalwear 4 Prismatic Vista 4 Recruiter of the Guard 1 Skyclave Apparition 4 Solitude 4 Starfield Shepherd 4 Stoneforge Mystic 4 Swords to Plowshares 4 Wasteland 2 Windswept Heath 1 Witch Enchanter SIDEBOARD: 1 Containment Priest 4 Deafening Silence 1 Faerie Macabre 1 Grafdigger's Cage 1 Path to Exile 4 Pyroblast 1 Wrath of the Skies 1 Yorion, Sky Nomad

Lost my win-and-in to finish 11th in today's Legacy showcase challenge with RW D&T. The deck continues to perform very well for me, I definitely recommend giving it a try. Decklist in alt, matchups and thoughts in comments.

15.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Boros Energy 2-1
BUG Stuff 1-2
Lands 2-0
Orzhov Pride/Guide 2-1
Eldrazi 2-0
UWr Riddler 0-2
Sneak 0-2
Drop

15.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4-3, one loss thanks to the most backbreaking Karakas I've ever had happen to me from @boshnroll.bsky.social, then two crushing losses to my removal just not showing up against UW Riddler and then clobbered by the JPA93 the SnS master himself.

I liked my deck choices though, wouldn't change a thing

15.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit I need this

15.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LIVE NOW for the Legacy Showcase!

πŸ“Ί twitch.tv/akaleth

15.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
14.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3505    πŸ” 1067    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17543    πŸ” 6056    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 178

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

14.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 22170    πŸ” 5873    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 121
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

13.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 41684    πŸ” 7467    πŸ’¬ 1368    πŸ“Œ 2480
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Tournament Report - Spotlight Series Toronto, Feb 2026 Introduction Hi, I’m Jamie (jamiewvh on MTGO) and I’d like to tell you about the weekend I just had playing Legacy at Spotlight Toronto. I moved to Canada from the UK in August, so this was my first l...

I wrote a report about my experience playing Legacy during the Spotlight Weekend! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

11.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.

aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

11.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2272    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 64
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Free Dance at 1:30 EST what do you mean you'll be at work

11.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20299    πŸ” 4533    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 67

My favorite thing about watching athletes who represent Ukraine is being sure that they aren't secretly Russian

11.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's rent seeking all the way down

10.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible game, I just played through it a few weeks ago. Still thinking about it sometimes.

10.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Short program is on Tuesday, free skate is on Friday

10.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

CHAT DON'T GET MAD PLZ

09.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Alex Bertoncini voice] TWO skateboards

08.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mentioned this last stream but never confirmed here, whoops - no challenge/stream for me today, but I should be back next week. I'm gonna try to get caught up on VODs in the meantime, and I hope that we are playing a new format next weekend!

08.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

I hope this happens every day for the rest of his miserable life

lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

06.02.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5772    πŸ” 930    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 153

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

03.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10627    πŸ” 2381    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22
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February 2026 Update | Evan Lewis Get more from Evan Lewis on Patreon

After my string of challenge top 8s, I've published an update for my D&T sideboard guide, along with some thoughts on how the meta and the deck has developed since the banning of Nadu and Entomb. Go check it out!

πŸ“ www.patreon.com/posts/149770...
@flexslot.gg SB guide for $5 members linked within!

02.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro they just kept coming and coming

01.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fwiw I would probably still play Teeg if you're playing in a paper tournament, but I'd been playing against so little Forge/Post etc. in challenges that I really didn't see a lot of value in having that hard lock vs some decks

01.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@akaleth is following 20 prominent accounts