Alex

Definition of someone having too much money and not knowing what to spend on it so every thought turns into a reality.

Hope when get home and look it says “fuck off”

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It beginssss

Also frenchMOTD calling #mbappe “the supporters arse” is what we’re missing

I know we think the French are shit but some things they do right… Profiterole XL

Point of impact

Need a blue plaque going up.. out walking Ralph and here’s where I slipped and hit my head and was unconscious for a few minutes! Scary but fortunately CT scan showed no damage (cue the already damaged jokes) glad to be a-ok!

May as well apply for drag race!

Hold steady. This will blow over and then you can go on a portillo transcontinental train ride.

Bhagger is following the rule..

Seeing my dog do the same I often think “I’d love to be a dog in a nice home”.

Surely they are chemtrails

Just bin trainin neck naw

Airplane 2 on Ch4 that’ll do til 1am when the faux boxing starts

*wives **husbands fixed it..

#dogsofbluesky
RALPH

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Bacon dumplings sound like something baby Jesus would approve of.. gets my vote

39 years old. Last year before officially past it.