reverse emotional support dog

👀 also curious @marcmaron.bsky.social Its their best one imo 👀

Weird Al for Superbowl Halftime Show 2026

friday brain: is the past tence of troubleshoot troubleshat

what’s the pope’s calumet fisheries order

Jesse White tumblers please stand by!!

Looking forward to see some Chicago footwork incorporated into the vatican Christmas programs

does anyone else wonder daily bout Jeb’s 2016 “please clap” moment and if it was awkwardness or charisma

Cory Booker is still talking. We don’t know how to get him to stop.

why’d they let him open Watermelon Sugar with the lyrics and utmost confidence, “tastes like strawwBERRIES”

we simply must agree that the past tense of screenshot, is screenshat

first political bluskeet 🕊️

hi so sorry but just needing to put this out there that elon musk wasn’t elected and even if he *wanted* to get the role of president democratically 👏he 👏 is south african and literally couldnt! what are we talking about why is this truly random man so far into the control room??

as profound a meditation on attention as anything I've read

so if not tweets are we calling these skeets or

the uneasy energy when someone says “sherbet;” nary a soul says this with confidence

Never used twitter but I’m sure thisll be different!!