Groucho Man Savage

Up early to smoke a pork shoulder, that’s how I know it’s a holiday weekend.

“Biotches”

I’m so angry I can barely press the like button.

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Same.

Call Trump a fat bullshitting asshole on a live broadcast and you'd have the inside track on the 2028 nomination by sundown.

It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.

"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."

Purity tests of increasing specificity is how you root out the corruption from within, comrade. Can't be too careful these days.

This is a useful demo of just how easy it is to transform an "AI" into a fascist propaganda machine; we only noticed b/c Elon demands everything be done fast and half-assed, so it broke.

But they'll fix it, and from now on xAI will prioritize white nationalist claims more subtly, forever.

Being a woman shouldn't be a requirement.

Being able to explain female reproductive physiology and endocrinology at a college level without notes should be the requirement.

*puts pants back on*

bumper stickers should be illegal, cause if i’m driving behind you and i see a sticker i disagree with, i will start freaking out, spewing anger in all directions (except for the road ahead of me) and i may get into an accident, possibly killing an innocent driver. i’ve also had 12 drinks.

TOO RICH TO BE MOTIVATED BY GREED

It's just disingenuous idiots all the way down.

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Generation Egyptian Lover

Maybe stupid people have been shut out of the conversation about the nature of higher education for too long. What could be more equitable than allowing morons to dictate how smart people are educated?

Your love for the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

Best I can do is sex flunky.

Alas, there is no Fortunate Son. There is only WAP.

Woah hold on now, we still need future generations of oligarchs and captains of industry. There will be roles for everyone.

Are you sure we can do that without hurting anybody's feelings?

Last breakfast in Dublin.

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

Detachment from reality is his brand.

I only respect countries founded by flawless men of impeccable character.

Fredonia Forever!

Totally not gambling bro! To the moon bro! Stay poor bro!

I know this seems bad but he’s really the good kind of senile. The kind it’s inappropriate to talk about.

Yeah but this is different. He’s a billionaire, he knows struggles you proles can’t even comprehend.

Nickname is "The Motorboat".