Matthew 🇪🇺🚇🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally

They're rare but my favourite ones are where they've brought in dead grandma's ancient vase and it turns out she bought it from Matalan about ten years ago.

#antiquesroadshow

I'm also very fair. I'm in India, I think everyone here thinks I'm a ghost.

‘That doesn’t exist’: Trump’s DOGE, earlier led by Elon Musk, reportedly disbanded ahead of schedule The department to slash the federal government’s size was created by an executive order signed by President Trump on his first day in office after returning to the White House.

And just like that, DOGE doesn't exist.

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6G makes me sound like a hairy monster which I'm not.

And what about shoulders?!

6G but as you say, not as thick as the graphic suggests. And I've more coverage up top than 6.

I don't know if that's more bang or kok.

HAWT. I'd growl at ya over the self service tills.

*shot to shit

Working electric sockets too. The seats are shit to shit though.

I forgot to click on the "other fares" tab, first class was only about £9 for this journey. I think my ticket was about £4.

Oooh departing exactly on time! Jolted out of my own arsehole.

I seemed to find my train, platform, carriage and seat number really simply at Agra Fort station. I'm in cattle class - no aircon, but no windows either so wotever. The toilets are unusable, but I had a pee in the bushes on the way here anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rajasthan here I come!

I'm going to have to add this to the list. It's quite a list.

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I realise I have given myself away as being of a certain age. As have you.

The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:

The new face of BT?

Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?

Skidmarks.

/same stuff when Boris proposed it when he was PM.

I have a whole list of her shortcomings I wrote out when people were feeling sorry for her, but I can't find it (it's buried on Facebook somewhere). When it resurfaces I'll post it.

I also agree she was stitched up by her party who voted against everything she proposed, then voted FOR exactly the/

Treez was an absolute subhuman cunt.

Make sure you break its arms off first or you'll get into difficulties.

Y'know, it's generally thought (in the UK) that India was kinda hanging around its whole life waiting for the British to civilise it. Coming here has made me see they were doing just fine until forced to sign treaties with the mercenary East India Company in the 18th century. (Simplified history).

"You'll just have to do more, with less” - Theresa May to the police chiefs on cutting police numbers as home secretary.

"You'll just have to do more, with less” - me to Theresa May after she went to the country in 2017 and lost what little majority she had.

Agra, Uttar Pradesh, India 🇮🇳

Agra Fort.

Agra Fort.

The Taj Mahal is only about 3km away but the smog is bad. Sunbrella deployed.