simons @cyima - Bluesky Profile

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

16.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it amazes me how people will have 2000+ hours on splatoon 3 and not have a single good fit

16.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

remembered i can mod

07.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

PART FOUR IS PEAK ENJOY !!!!!!!

02.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no but for real "Nonbinary" is CRAZY for Nintendo

no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"

Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck

29.01.2026 14:50 — 👍 5302 🔁 1298 💬 46 📌 19

buying 20 copies of tomodachi life to signal to Nintendo that we want woke

29.01.2026 14:34 — 👍 265 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 0

You'd think being 22 i wouldn't care about this but seeing the words nonbinary and being able to freely choose romantic preference in a Nintendo game made me tear up a bit. So happy for the queer kids that get to play this game

29.01.2026 14:31 — 👍 292 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 1

reading a book while waiting to land after the stealth jump nerf

29.01.2026 01:59 — 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

11.0.0 in a nutshell

28.01.2026 10:31 — 👍 598 🔁 156 💬 0 📌 0

Okay I'm listening

27.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i dont need the extra aura theres enough to go around

27.01.2026 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i honestly dont care about the update Because I play tent

27.01.2026 21:32 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLASTER DIRECTS ONE SHOT ALL BRELLA SHIELDS NOW????????????

26.01.2026 21:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i hae tgtgh wtwnetb banbrel;a

26.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

boom .

24.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i think it's worth mentioning that i'm a dishwasher/prep cook

24.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chat whatever you do, DO NOT WORK A 16 HOUR SHIFT ON 4 HOURS OF SLEEP

23.01.2026 22:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

this weapon is awesome though

22.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whatever man

21.01.2026 23:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am not running this shit

21.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

19.01.2026 06:31 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

let's miss one shots together twin. let's hit 85.0 together twin. let's avoiding fighting wipers together twin. let's place ink mines together twin. let's miss shots with zooka together twin.

18.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

death so embarrassing you lowkey don't call it out to your team and cost them the entire game

18.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0