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Wait, what did I miss?

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

This is the happiest I’ve been in months.

You should just never leave 😢

“Bayou-bred” isn’t appropriate unless you hate people from the bayou. Otherwise, yes, he’s a sniveling, undignified, Renfield-ass bootlicker; frankly, that’s more restrained than he or his office deserves.

There are Portillo’s in suburbs around Houston as well as DFW, Lubbock, a suburb of San Antonio, and El Paso. He may have already been turned.

Nah, I’ve just seen r/shittytechnicals

“We have decimated and ruined you; if you stop now, we will not absolutely destroy you.” “Yes, please. Thank you.”

That’s negotiation, right?

Galaxy Quest was the even numbered Star Trek movie between Insurrection and Nemesis.

::furiously googling the 3rd amendment::

I’m not seeing nearly enough dingers

(as always, from natural causes, in his own time)

As always, he can

You’re in Arizona; you can get a guayabera. If you absolutely have to, you can cut off the sleeves and finish the edge.

In this, the year of our lord 2025, some asshole is driving through downtown Houston in their no-door-bikini-top Jeep blasting “Cowboy” by Kid Rock. Kinda gives some context to the ::waves arms at literally and figuratively burning world::.

a man is smiling with the words if the rule you followed brought you to this Alt: a man is smiling with the words if the rule you followed brought you to this of what use was the rule?

Maybe another psychopath explained it to him…

Yes

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“The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said”

Given the cash and passport, I’m almost surprised there wasn’t a gun in there, too.

Has anyone checked on the folks at r/wallstreetbets? I’m afraid to go in there.

Given the books, I’m gonna say this is some middle-grades, got-stay-at-level bullshit right here.

It makes you radiant.

a cartoon of two men sitting at podiums with the words now i respect my opponent below them ALT: a cartoon of two men sitting at podiums with the words now i respect my opponent below them

John Jackson and Jack Johnson would have an opinion on this matter

I don’t take that one, but I am a big believer in my mixed amphetamine salts.

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Have you been talking to @kenwhite.bsky.social ?

This is the first subskeet of one account I follow by another account I follow that I’ve seen in the wild.

Unless…

Agreed! Free’s reading is great.

Failsons! Sacrilege! Murder! Megalomania!

“Philippi drove with undercover employees of the FBI to an electric substation…”

Didn’t someone on the other place come up with a song (to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it”)

“If they drive you to the criming, they’re a fed.”