Snarky Panda

yeah everything he's succeeded in was simply buying someone else's work, although i guess there's still time for the $90 billion investment in metaverse to pan out

Meta hanging on to relevancy is just weird, i do use it for marketplace but the timeline feed is just a hot mess, it's a product that feels like it's actively against you

💯people have been drawn to him because they think he'll make them wealthy riding his coattails and that they can manipulate him, which is incredibly ironic since he throws everyone under the bus and destroys everything he touches

Yeah it's kinda mind blowing, like we all appreciate Trump is just a horrible human being, scum of the earth, but the GOP has for the vast majority backed him every step of the way, they're just as complicit as he is

honestly Trump's flood the zone with bs and scandals has been kinda effective for him, i don't really get it but no one else could ever have survived as president doing 1% of what he's done

coworker: i bet Chris has software that can fix it

me: why do you just assume i can fix everything?

coworker: well can you?

me: just send me the stupid file

conwoman upset she couldn't hear conman

The DOJ is investigating the DOJ... i can't hardly wait to see the outcome🙄

it's all funny money now, they're all talking about spending hundreds of billions of dollars they don't have for ai. Alphabet sold 100 year bonds... 100 years!

my face

Trump's MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general goes before Senate Casey Means holds no active medical license and promotes alternative medicine.

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arstechnica.com/health/2026/...

it's been a while since i ate paint but i'd probably pass

Rolling back epa standards and increasing coal usage should be popular with maha

but... but... i was just told last night we have the best economy in history...

someone should tell him about all the wild horses the us government kills each year

they probably want to use your name as a guest speaker to drive registration and get fees from other people

i noticed he said absolutely nothing about trump's message to the nation aside from giving out medals

I feel like let them eat tofu will be a winning message for her

a better headline would be, Donald Trump declared Iran's nuclear weapons program eliminated in previous strike but now he thinks he might have been wrong

So basically just an old man like likes to hear his own voice and people clap for him

hard to say till the nyt opinion piece tomorrow

i appreciate your work Aaron but hard pass

I appreciate them identifying themselves

legit listening to Donald give a speech is like trying to get off the phone with your mom you haven't called in two weeks

donald is his own biggest fan, he likes to listen to himself

he checks all the boxes on serial killer

it is so weird how he hangs on to the podium like he's clutching it for dear life

if anyone had said fuck you they would win reelection in a landslide

melania and elon were both illegal immigrants

the lighting is shitty to cover up the lack of cleaning, sorry for pointing that out