@severedthumb.bsky.social
Not too hot, easily handled
A company called Johnson Controls, I don’t want to know what they really do
11.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks at Jesus
Looks at 15 single footsteps in the sand
Back at Jesus
Me: So you’re saying I’m fat?
J: I mean, you’ve put on a few..
M: You’re an asshole
02.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m excited for some transition in January!
02.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Years ago I had a Waldo Twitter acct. I’d just search for “Where’s Waldo” posts and pop in to say, “ohp, you found me, good job”
27.12.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The house from A Christmas Story was a fire trap. The movie is a dream Ralph is having, while in a coma, after being the only survivor of a tragic Christmas morning fire. Really makes you think
25.12.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jerry, No!
21.12.2025 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tis the season you dirty little minxes www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrn7yJHf/
21.12.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s been a rough month, we lost Luke (on the right) Friday morning
08.12.2025 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Perfect, we lost her a few weeks ago
08.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
07.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Classic
28.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He ranks among the top ten minds in a room with 4 people in it
20.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My Wife: Do you want to try something a little different?
Me:
What your dad looks like in his workout clothes
Come at me bro
17.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why’s that Frankenstein so sexy though?
14.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Retire, you planned this, you folded to a man with severe dementia who can’t even read. You are worthless, let someone more qualified take your place
10.11.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is there not a list of their entire lives readily available?
04.11.2025 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s impressive how they incorporated their racism and fascist dog whistles while still maintaining an air of narcissism
24.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nailed it
23.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do my guts sound like a velociraptor?
20.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Murders are only worth it if they’re cartoon style, I for one will only drop a piano on someone from 3 stories or more
09.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May I submit: thing you buy for too much money, with software that makes it work available as a premium subscription
09.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His name and title should always be followed by “and self avowed nazi”
09.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is my favorite glory hole in October
04.10.2025 05:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh yeah?! Well what if I Gregorian chant about it?!
02.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Johnson: I’m rubber, you’re glue……
02.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beginning? Be real, we’ve been here for a while
28.09.2025 04:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is meme
25.09.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sacrilicious
25.09.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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