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Nothing says national pride quite like a tattered union flag, soaking wet, flopping in the wind and hanging on to a lamppost by one zip tie

02.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Kate Beckinsale has some good people around her because she is not doing well

02.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one wants to watch another twist on Sherlock Holmes (but this time with Dr Watson as the star). We want Dr Carter from ER back

02.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is his name John Paul? Or does he go by JP?

02.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A white man with a white beard. He is wearing an American EMT uniform and is looking disapprovingly directly at the camera

A white man with a white beard. He is wearing an American EMT uniform and is looking disapprovingly directly at the camera

metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/m...

02.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who has recently turned 45 this year, I am delighted to find out that I'm actually 2 years younger than I thought

02.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always shocked to find out that people aren't all just inherently good people who don't want to harm others

02.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A human Director colleague

02.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Peggy's maiden name

02.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is also why I believe transwomen are real women and it's not a choice because, knowing what men do, would not make you want to become a woman.

(yes yes, not all men)

02.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Gobbler's Knob" and Americans say we're not a serious country

02.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All it takes is one whistle blower at the national weather service to let the world know they're feeding information to the Groundhog's team and then this whole charade will be over

02.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face

"We are going to need to come up with a carbon footprint policy"
"Have you tried using co-pilot?"

02.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Men covertly filming women at night and profiting from footage, BBC finds The BBC went undercover to investigate an industry where women are filmed at night without their knowledge.

God, it fucking sucks to be female
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

02.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Rich people are so careless with their money

02.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Joe Public, struggling to pay their bills, will be more bothered that Mandy received money from a paedophile or that he can’t remember receiving Β£75k

02.02.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a lovely day in the gay village and you’re a horrible goose

02.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mums has come out as well, I’m wondering if the council have messed up

02.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It hurts my ego a little bit to mention someone I used to work with and realise that it was more than 20 years ago

02.02.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine comes out at the beginning of the month so maybe it’ll knock on to March & April

02.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was 11 and I don’t know if I thought it was real but it definitely terrified me

02.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought feb and march were supposed to be council tax payment holidays. Why has my council tax come out?

02.02.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can’t explain why I have 4 copies of Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse on my camera roll

01.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Wig In A Box’ is a great song

01.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation

01.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1648    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 21

That little boy who plays Christopher has done some sterling crying work this episode #CallTheMidwife

01.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a reason Britney was in a school uniform in her fist video and it wasn’t to appeal to school girls

01.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn’t the pizza boy go to the police to say one of his customers opened fire at him? #HomeAlone

01.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did anyone ever get to the bottom of why ai thinks there’s only 2 r’s in strawberry?

01.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Make podcasts audio again

01.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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