Nothing says national pride quite like a tattered union flag, soaking wet, flopping in the wind and hanging on to a lamppost by one zip tie
02.02.2026 20:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@roxyhart.bsky.social
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Nothing says national pride quite like a tattered union flag, soaking wet, flopping in the wind and hanging on to a lamppost by one zip tie
02.02.2026 20:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope Kate Beckinsale has some good people around her because she is not doing well
02.02.2026 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one wants to watch another twist on Sherlock Holmes (but this time with Dr Watson as the star). We want Dr Carter from ER back
02.02.2026 18:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is his name John Paul? Or does he go by JP?
02.02.2026 18:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A white man with a white beard. He is wearing an American EMT uniform and is looking disapprovingly directly at the camera
metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/m...
02.02.2026 14:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As someone who has recently turned 45 this year, I am delighted to find out that I'm actually 2 years younger than I thought
02.02.2026 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm always shocked to find out that people aren't all just inherently good people who don't want to harm others
02.02.2026 14:20 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A human Director colleague
02.02.2026 13:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's Peggy's maiden name
02.02.2026 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is also why I believe transwomen are real women and it's not a choice because, knowing what men do, would not make you want to become a woman.
(yes yes, not all men)
"Gobbler's Knob" and Americans say we're not a serious country
02.02.2026 13:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All it takes is one whistle blower at the national weather service to let the world know they're feeding information to the Groundhog's team and then this whole charade will be over
02.02.2026 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"We are going to need to come up with a carbon footprint policy"
"Have you tried using co-pilot?"
God, it fucking sucks to be female
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rich people are so careless with their money
02.02.2026 12:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wonder if Joe Public, struggling to pay their bills, will be more bothered that Mandy received money from a paedophile or that he canβt remember receiving Β£75k
02.02.2026 12:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs a lovely day in the gay village and youβre a horrible goose
02.02.2026 12:00 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mums has come out as well, Iβm wondering if the council have messed up
02.02.2026 11:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It hurts my ego a little bit to mention someone I used to work with and realise that it was more than 20 years ago
02.02.2026 11:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mine comes out at the beginning of the month so maybe itβll knock on to March & April
02.02.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was 11 and I donβt know if I thought it was real but it definitely terrified me
02.02.2026 08:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought feb and march were supposed to be council tax payment holidays. Why has my council tax come out?
02.02.2026 08:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt explain why I have 4 copies of Ted kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse on my camera roll
01.02.2026 22:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βWig In A Boxβ is a great song
01.02.2026 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation
That little boy who plays Christopher has done some sterling crying work this episode #CallTheMidwife
01.02.2026 20:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a reason Britney was in a school uniform in her fist video and it wasnβt to appeal to school girls
01.02.2026 19:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why didnβt the pizza boy go to the police to say one of his customers opened fire at him? #HomeAlone
01.02.2026 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did anyone ever get to the bottom of why ai thinks thereβs only 2 rβs in strawberry?
01.02.2026 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Make podcasts audio again
01.02.2026 14:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0