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And how would you even police it, what if the parents are mean to me for instance

Pompom election map

What do I even do with this

How do you usually deal with child abuse?

Screen showing koala app, music samples

Finding new ways to be irritating here

Gary the dog in his red coat

Gary has a coat because he doesn't like going out when it's raining

Don't tread on me flag but it says don't be mean to me

Retweet puppy Gary to cleanse the timeline

Oh I get it, "bored of peace" very clever haha I'm so depressed

Puppy Gary the dog on a table

Every time I see pictures from when he was a puppy it hardly seems possible

Beautiful dog

Dog walk content to cleanse the timeline

Gary the dog peering at me through the door

I've got my little workshop office room and Gary just stares at me when I'm in there like what da hell you doing man

I got my first ever email where someone hoped the email found me well, is this what it's like working in an office?

Hearing reports that your boyfriend would consider going on holiday to "new Gaza" and it's definitely time you broke up with him

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Custard slice

Mr Brutons youve done it again you old son of a gun 🥲

Hear me out: there should be one nationalised 3.5% cask ale, available in every pub for £3 a pint

And the authors still get paid when you read their book!

I shouldn't have to know about people like "Greg bovino" the only American politician I should even know the name of is the president, and even then I should only have to hear about them every quarter at most

Very much getting in to the "spend half an hour a day trying to learn a thing" habit, not sure I'm actually learning anything but I am at least doing something, nobody can deny I'm doing something

Drawing of two dogs with the words Gary and Tina behind them

Pretty much just doodle dogs these days that's all I do, Gary and his pals

Can everyone just shut up a minute

his resurrection and our ascension into his kingdom

Thing is though, when he dies what will we have left to look forward to?

I guess technically it would be at the end of the speech

🤞hope the thing happens mid speech

Can't wait to do my davos speech

*trump's five hour rambling incoherent speech finally comes to an end* I'll have what she's having!

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The undecideds are turning up