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Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder CLEVELAND—Excitedly heading out to yards, balconies, and public parks across the country to reap the wellness benefits, the U.S. populace confirmed Monday that it was using the extra hour of daylight to sun its perineums even harder. “If you thought I was serious about my health before, just wait and see what another whole hour […]

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Starting this week, we’ll all pay more at the store because of the Trump tariffs, even while he’s finalizing a multi-trillion-dollar tax cut for the wealthy.

All the bluster is meant to get us talking about literally anything else.

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

Let’s Go Madison!! What a win. #ausopen

Buttigieg Warns Trump-Panicked Democrats, ‘We Cannot Be Mesmerized’ The transportation secretary, one of several ambitious Democrats jockeying for prominence, gave advice in a speech but was coy about his own plans: “I know that I will make myself useful again later.”

Pete Buttigieg told Democrats to not allow themselves to be so outraged by the Trump administration that they would neglect working for their constituents. “We cannot be mesmerized by the worst things that we see happening,” Buttigieg said.

a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon . ALT: a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon .

Rafa, noooooo!!!

Rafael Nadal retires with 22 Grand Slam titles, second only to Novak Djokovic in men’s tennis history with 24.

He also won two Olympic gold medals — one in singles and one in doubles — and four Davis Cups, with a final total of 92 career singles titles.

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