pxmonkee

Something something due process

ICE belongs on Lakes The only place a Minnesotan will ever accept any ice at all is on the lakes. Let them know where you stand!

I just designed a shirt so you can let people know that the only ICE that belongs in Minnesota is the ice on our lakes.

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That happens to be when the Uptown VFW opens on weekdays.

More of this energy everywhere, please.

Filled out the form, just waiting on approval.

Thinking about installing a tow hitch and truck nuts on my Chevy Bolt.

I will not be taking any questions.

i am what i am They say to be true to yourself. I never said I was a role model. I know who and what I am. Do you?

New shirt just dropped! Put everyone on notice about who they're dealing with. shop.jdcole.us/en-usd/produ...

"Too Armed, Too Dangerous" would be a killer t-shirt.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Come for the humor, stay for the incredible hyper-local reporting.

You know how some folks kick off their shoes and pants when they get home after a long day at work? I feel like after the debate Vance got back to his habitation pod and schlorped out of his human skin suit. Must have felt nice.

If she ain't into D&D, then she's never gonna see the D.

("D" in this instance meaning "Dice")

Still tired.

I'm tired.

Holy crap dude, feel better soon.

If we ever meet in person I'll have the rare opportunity to look somebody in the eye and say "nice hog, bro!" in a completely non-sexual manner. Then we high five.

Throwing things against the wall to see what sticks is great for ideas, not so much for kids or pets.

Sleep eludes me once again.

I mean, this is mostly him just freaking the fuck out due to modern technology. I don't care how divine your fan club claims you are, if you're a middle eastern carpenter from 2000 years ago who probably didn't wash his balls you'd be convinced an F-35 was witchcraft.

Uh hello FBI? Yes, that Uncle over there.

I want to say something crass like "And nothing of value was lost", but I'm mostly just sad about it. So dumb.

I mean, it's really an admission that they've never left (presumably) the US, and most likely have never left their home state. They're incurious about things that aren't immediately familiar, if not outright hostile towards them.

Which is good - more tasty food for the rest of us.

In other news, I'll be publicly celebrating the possibility of the ex-president heading to prison. There will be cake.

Hell yeah, Wimpy? Dude knew what was up.

The writing had been on the wall over there for a while but shit really hit the fan when they started selling blue checks and prioritizing those tweets/replies over quality content. They're the shittiest people with the worst takes. People talk about echo chambers - imagine paying $8/mo for one.

If I had no sense of ethics or any lack of moral compass or shame, I'd be grifting like a motherfucker. Too many rubes.

WOW thanks mods, no way I could have figured this out

headass mfs

Jesus, I read this in the tone of his shitty voice and with the stupid inflections he does and it was uncanny how you captured the spirit of this dipshit in this post. I hate it.

USA and UK coming for your mandolins.