Halos

Damn right, and @mrjamesob.bsky.social would most likely back me up in that!

I remain unconvinced that you aren't responsible for this somehow...🤨

What did I do in the 'lovely weather'? I stayed home with my curtains closed and as many fans on as I could. No I don't think that's depressing, Barbara, I WAS COMFORTABLE!!

I feel boiled. Mashed. Maybe also in a stew. I R Po-tay-toe.

BUY. ALL. THE. POTS! 🎉

See @thecorpsie.bsky.social SEE!! 🤨 Let. Me. Buy. PLANT POTS!

Why do they call it 'small' talk when it's so fucking incessant‽

@thecorpsie.bsky.social Whoops 😜

CONGRATULATIONS! 💜

And all professionals involved insist school is better than EOTAS, yet they are prioritising attendance figures over learning. Hearing the school say 'We don't care what is learned as long as the attendance is met' was a huge WTF moment!

I didn't know it was possible to hear GIFs

Chronically ill & disabled people love to put "LOL" or 🤣 after the most disturbing sentences you've ever set your eyes on.

ME: *sleeps for 3 days*

MY BODY: That did absolutely nothing

Cooltrainer in the Ever Grande Pokemon Center: "If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"

I brie-lieve, for they are grate! Apolo-cheese, these are not very Gouda, I feta go...

Welcome! I'm Haloskitten from TikTok, we were 'friends' there from years ago before I took a looong social media break! I'm from the UK so not dealing with the ban (yet? Who knows at this point...) but I wanted to follow you over here because you're fantastic 💜 Good luck with everything 💜

I need people to stop saying "you're so strong" and start saying "here's a thousand dollars now go take a nap"

I'm sorry, but this is just too violent for me to deal with this morning. I apologise, so sorry. Please forgive me.

_further disgruntled dolphin noises_

_grumpy dolphin noises_

*whistles innocently*

Neurotypicals to embrace rigid routines known as “traditions” Non-autistic people worldwide are due to collectively engage in a series of worrying rituals known as "Christmas traditions", according to reports. Despite your family's apparent concern about how muc...

“They’ll spend the next four weeks playing the same Mariah Carey track on repeat – in the same breath as telling you to stop going on about the Wilhelm Gustloff boating disaster.”

thedailytism.com/neurotypical...

I've had exactly the same experiences before pothos! I've killed cacti! (No, it wasn't over watering...) I can give advice based on what I did if you want to try, but in general the main plant is cheap and pretty damn hardy!

I second pothos. Also, take cuttings and root them in water (super easy) then you can have a replacement plant. On loop. Just in case 😅

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?

National Suicide Prevention Hotline

Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

Wow! Autistic woman who struggles to read a room manages not to sexually harass people Despite having an autism diagnosis, a woman has survived a whole lifetime without sexually harassing anybody in the workplace, it has been reported. Emma Bernard, 33, from Ancoats, finds it difficult ...

“I might not know how to offer to make the tea, but I do know not to throw in a casual comment about the size of Tricia’s breasts.”

thedailytism.com/wow-autistic...