Chris Harris

any waxed apple

Paragraphy from a New York Times article that reads: “It is literally a pressure cooker, and the ball is 100 percent in their court,” Representative Anna Paulina Luna, Republican of Florida and a leading proponent of the legislation, said of G.O.P. senators. “I think at this point in time, even Thune realizes this is kind of a political hand grenade if they don’t act.”

When your metaphors become a cocktail. (derogatory)

Mar-a-Lago delenda est.

Swoopope

One assumes that a concomitant duty of being a puzzle editor is having a working dictionary.

No jury would convict you.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

I will never unknow this.

(The interview is now up to 6.7M views)

I don’t know why there can’t be a mousepad charger.

Bocca della Verità

Me being surprised when you tell me the rumor I told you was a rumor you accidentally started.

'Woo-Anon': The creep of QAnon into Southern California's New Age world Many people from California's vast health, wellness and spiritual worlds have fallen down the extremism rabbit hole

This article is 4+ years old now, and boy has it held up.

WooAnon is real.

“Jewish religious mohels”

“You must make a legal provision to allow Jewish religious MOHELS to perform their duties here in Belgium,” Mr. White added, addressing the Belgian health minister.

Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.

You should watch this for many reasons, most important of which is your Federal Government does not want you to watch it.

Good 🧵

Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts

If you’re familiar with administrative warrants, meet administrative subpoenas.

a word [a rainy-day story]

In which I trot the globe; or, there and back again.

“She’s not from here.”

As someone who grew up on a farm with 30,000 layers, I just want to say that BUCK is NOT they sound a chicken makes.

And "panama."

Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."

NEW: Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.

The government keeps doing it nonetheless.

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

It'd never occurred to me until just now that pesto (from pestato, past participle of pestare) of course shares the same root.

Fuck Zuck would make a helluva campaign t-shirt or yard sign.

Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses

Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.

Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”

I like how they can go from max heart rate to slow enough to squeeze off shots between heartbeats in no time flat

Also very often a golds kinda lady.