Chris Harris

I named my fists fork and fork, because I'm a fan of Cockney rhyming slang.

If I got this essay and thought it was submitted in good faith I would invite the student in to talk, since the main problem is that it doesn’t meet the conventions or standards of a college paper, and see about getting her some writing help. But involvement of TP suggests it is NOT in good faith…

Also Charles Schulz and George Shultz.

Pete Hegseth Chapter 10 More Lethality, Less Lawyers

A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”

It’s almost as if there were signs!

"You've got another think coming."

Don't give her any ideas, Coach.

Of course, people do go both ways. [a think on things]

@bcdreyer.social with the best think on this, though probably not the last thing.

‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

The 🐝 has a high genius level today, a benefit to introverts stuck at large gatherings and dying for something to do in a corner.

I don’t think the FAMU Marching 100 have ever performed there, and that’s a crying shame.

I feel like Mrs. Parker, upon hearing a knock at her door. Just more fresh hell.

Veteran Tallahassee Democrat reporter, columnist Bill Cotterell dies Florida's Capitol Press Corps has lost a legend: Retired Tallahassee Democrat reporter and columnist Bill Cotterell died Nov. 24.

I learned last night that old friend and former colleague Bill Cotterell, the dean of Florida journalists and Capital Curmudgeon himself, passed on Monday.

Great obit here from two other former colleagues, Jim Rosica and Gerald Ensley, who himself passed in 2018.

Photo caption which reads: "Crews move tons of dirt that will create the foundation of RDU's new, longer runway. It's scheduled to open in 20229."

The typo in the photo caption suggests that the project will take 18,204 years.

Sol and Ferlin

For the past few weeks I’ve been sitting my dog nephew Sol, snoozing here alongside his floofy pal Ferlin. He’s been chasing squirrels in his sleep the past half hour.

But do they know about Moon Pies?

Image showing Tanqueray gin, Campari, and Martini & Rossi sweet vermouth, the ingredients of a Negroni

You'll be visited by three spirits.

The three spirits.

I have all the sympathy in the world for Ms. Ferreira, but zero sympathy for KL. When this fresh hell ends (and it will) she deserves not a moment of peace the rest of her life.

My dearly departed grandfather was of a mind that, if pie was available, especially a cobbler, it was the first course of the meal. This applied at breakfast as much as lunch or dinner. His logic? "If I get full, there's no room for pie, and that'd be a shame."

tell me you don't understand risk pools without telling me you don't understand risk pools

a little girl is eating raspberries with her eyes closed Alt: Amelie, as a girl, eating raspberries from the ends of her fingers.

But do you eat raspberries the Amelie way, which is the only way?

It's a good vehicle for ice cream, the way lobster is the best excuse for melted butter.

He'll make one of them ambassador to Turkey.

I now want to call my friend's fat-tubed RAD a "hollowbody electric."

(honestly the first time I've heard "acoustic bike," and I like it)

absochotinlutely - interruptive gerund

?

chotin – verb
chotined – past participle
chotining – gerund
chotiner – him
chotinee – victim

Is the victim a chotinee?

Fifteen Years

i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

She's mad, Coach. Don't put on Bluesky that she's mad.

Wondering what the past tense of the verb should be. Chotinered?