Bee 🐝 Mage

Dems still keeping distance from this guy are looking not only cowardly but profoundly delusional

yippee

Remember, folks.

I love Ivor from the hit game Pokémon Legends Z-A

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

waiting patiently for tomorrow

She was right

i really hate when things i make are kind of lost to time when the content becomes irrelevant bc this is one of the funniest things ive ever made

Modest with 20+ in each stat, once last hurrah before diving into legendsza

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

i had to dig this up again to honor one of the greats

both of the people that enjoyed and supported on ffxiv twitch the most ended up being complete shitbags.

The fact that todd slipped into right-wing fascism is really sad to see. He used to be a pretty upstanding guy until his friendship with xenos led him to defending misogyny. And now look at him, absolutely pathetic.

only used glitches for mew and celebi, everything else is legit

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd

Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear

Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away

Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject

shiny EEVEE came out of its EGG!

Stat screen for freshly hatched shiny eevee in pokemon silver

god bless the shiny ditto trick

At the risk of sounding mean, I think if you want FFXIV quests to be just go from A to B with zero engagement you should stop playing the game

Tumblr user toskarin: the starboard/larboard mechanic localisation in ffxiv was hilarious because it actually perfectly illustrated why larboard as a term was replaced with port in real life Tumblr user bottledfool: It's true, sailors back in the day were always getting blasted by lasers if they turned the wrong way

Time for one of my favorite FFXIV posts ever for the Monster Hunter fans:

mega victreebel awakens beanie bag/stress ball related feelings in me

#pokemon

this is the funniest shit I've ever seen in a gacha

I tried to force a scraggy encounter and ended up with gulpin instead :( still an amazing toxic staller but I wanted my shedding lizard boi

this is getting next to no media attention and it’s horrifying. transphobes weren’t going to stop at bathrooms, no hormones for minors, they are going to keep pushing until it’s entirely illegal and no one is standing up for us other than trans people

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how do you write an entire fucking expansion about learning about other people and cultures and then include fucking conquistador-themed outfits IN YOUR LATIN AMERICA EXPANSION?