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I like sticking band and musician names together in nonsensical ways. Imagine Bowling for Soup Dragons. Sweep the Leg Johnny Rivers Cuomo.

Please keep your website updated. Possibly also the Patreon uodates.

I kind of, sort of, got close enough for the 2 p.m. show.

At least Tom Lehrer got to outlive Kissinger.

I made knockoff cheddar bay biscuits. I knew how much butter, salt, and cheese was in them. It wasn't enough. They are terrifying and delicious.

Penn and Teller coming back to MN, one day only? Wow.

But how do they taste?

Dutch apple pie in glass pie plate on a round metal sheet on a cooling rack

Apple pie, using @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social Dutch apple pie recipe with Penzeys Cake Spice. Random apples that had accumulated in my kitchen.

It's a bit better than Vincent D'Onofrio's "sugar in water" look he had for a while, but only a bit better.

My grievance this Festivus is dependent curls. They are awful.

I hear some Dead Kennedys now...

My first backyard chicken egg was like $1000 when figuring the marginal costs for starting with chicks and building a coop. I do enjoy the birds though.

@tmbg.bsky.social I was trying to get into the IFC store from this week's email but there's no code. Help please? And thank you.

Pussy implies warmth and depth, so there's that.

Thank you for coming here and sticking around. I appreciate seeing your content outside the metaverse.

It's a photo of a fresh out of the oven pecan pie on a round baking sheet. Turns out I can't add alt text after the fact, mea culpa.

I made @tastinghistory.bsky.social recipe no syrup pecan pie for American Thanksgiving this year,and I will happily do it again.

Mm. Feast of a thousand carbs here we come.

I am glad to find you here.

Well, I guess I am here now.