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CHAPTER 4 SPOILERS:

After Velius did a speech about how the church made up God to opiate the masses, my cleric finished him with a Holy spell. Jack Chick couldn't have written that better.

I went with ninja-monk ramza for the one on one

That's imitatable!

In a 1996 interview about Super Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto said he really wanted to make Mario throw MIPS the Rabbit by his ears, and would have done it if the team had just one more month.

That's enough opening up about myself. Back to shitposting.

TRUMP WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2016 BECAUE (among other things) HUFFINGTON POST CALLED THE SCOTT PILGRIM MOVIE "TWILIGHT FOR BOYS."

"AEIOU" {eɪ - uː} - an expression used by astronauts to express joy at absurdity.
NOTE: This word implies Y so you get that one too if you use it in Wordle.

Oxford should just make up a five-letter word that's all the vowels and also Y so I can get wordle in one.

I dont have boobs and I dont have ms paint on my phone
10 Videogames to know me by

Since I've been alive, planet Earth has DOUBLED its lunar content.

I've played the game to completion 4 times. On Dorter Slums, the final kill was made by the archer with no bow. He Aim+1 slapped Ramza so hard he died.

If I showed the kids some Jak and Daxter 2: Jak's FUCKIN PISSED >:( , would they call me a relic? An old man still a child trying to show that he's mature with game made for angry 15 year old boys?
Is the overt display in the image what people now associate with what 15 year olds think is maturity?

Coming of age in the 2000s, the media that appealed to me was tinged with xtreme hardcore sharp edges and black and red with lots of stark shading.
I wonder if this image is a contrast to that, the rebellious child of a former rebellious child.
I say all that to say this image does not appeal to me.

My dad bought me a bunch of PS1 rpgs from a pawn shop in 2000 and now I own a copy of Vagrant Story with a Blockbuster sticker on it. So now I get to act smug and pompous because I have played 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 video games.

I see girls posting 10 GAMES TO KNOW ME BY around their boobs.
Do I have 10 games to know me by?
Do I have the brainpower to think of 10 games?
Will I just pick my five favorite final fantasies and then 5 obscure ps2 games for gamer street cred?

xbox 360 is the spookiest system

Draw your sword, fuckboi.

CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS:

The game lets you leave the castle if you keep getting your face smashed in during the 1 on 1.

CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS:

The story characters seem to gain levels faster than the randos but that means leveling up the randos to keep up and they end up getting more job points.
Alivia, Lavian and Lad are all samurais now but Agrias is still an archer to be a thief to be a dragoon to be a samurai.

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

Doug says the world is a vampire

Happy Anniversary to Xenogears (PS1)! 🎂🎉

Released in North America on this day in 1998, this masterpiece from Square pushed storytelling, philosophy, and music to new heights. It's still one of the most unforgettable RPGs ever made!

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Apparently, this part was an addition to flesh out the characters and then was further embellished in the dub. No wonder I didn't remember it.

Reading the news, I am now declaring myself the Duke of York.

Where is York?

A final fantasy tactics AMV set to If I Ever Lose My Faith In You by Sting

I don't really care for music

I farted on my cpap in my sleep and ruined my night.
Good morning.

CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS:

Do you think Ramza would have been so quick to dismiss the Lucavi as evil demons if Queklain didn't look like a giant testicle?

I want a game where the creator got to say what they wanted to say in the way they wanted to say it.