@profanity.accountant do your thing
30.11.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@hamburgerfootball.bsky.social
Sometimes I can only process sports social media. Other stuff at @bhamburger.bsky.social Arsenal (m/w), St Pauli, Nebraska (wvb/mfb/ncaaw/ncaam), KC Royals, WNBA, NWSL, WSL, EPL, Bundesliga, etc.
@profanity.accountant do your thing
30.11.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 06' Mathias Pereira #Lage nicks the ball off Konrad Laimer and threads it through for AndrΓ©as #Hountondji, who steers it beyond Manuel Neuer for the opening goal. Come on you #BoysInBrown!
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β±οΈ 6. Die FΓΌhrung! #Hountondji setzt sich im Sechzehner durch und vollendet an Neuer vorbei ins kurze Eck.
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you have to be fucking shitting me. twice in a row?
28.11.2025 19:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0given that we have EJ it's difficult to understand why the Huskers are so pitiful in the red zone.
28.11.2025 18:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Vizzini from The Princess Bride
Never go in a field goal battle against Iowa when the Heroes Trophy is on the line
28.11.2025 18:26 β π 105 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1look, it's absolutely huge that Nebraska has 186 rushing yards against Iowa in the first half. But it's an absolute disaster that we're still behind given that stat.
28.11.2025 18:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0blackshirts reeling
28.11.2025 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0both of lateef's throws into the endzone have looked really good, just very well-defended by iowa. 5 of 11 doesn't look great but a little misleading
28.11.2025 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok i take it back!
28.11.2025 17:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0actually though this is pretty terrible
28.11.2025 17:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0so much for evening up Iowa's special teams advantage
28.11.2025 17:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0thank you so much, CBS, for sending us to commercial with the dave matthews band (?!?!?)
28.11.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0EMMETT JOHNSON YOU ARE A MAN
28.11.2025 17:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01 punt in for both sides and it looks like Iowa's still holds the punting championship
28.11.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eric Crouch is here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXAB...
GO BIG RED
28.11.2025 17:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHO HATES IOWA???
28.11.2025 17:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Their youth team isn't! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m0D...
26.11.2025 21:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FANTASTIC pass from Eze
26.11.2025 21:37 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0GABBYYYYYY
26.11.2025 21:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HOW IS THAT A FOUL?!
26.11.2025 21:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0lolspurs
26.11.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YEAHRRIEN TIMBER!
26.11.2025 20:23 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0SET PIECE AGAIN OLEEE OLEEEEEEEEEE
26.11.2025 20:22 β π 113 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0COME ON YOU GUNNERS
26.11.2025 19:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Syracuse and Houston tied at 69 with 4:20 left in OT
For one moment, all was right with the world.
25.11.2025 01:21 β π 1266 π 182 π¬ 5 π 20The Pope using a microphone.
Pope: βWhat do you think of Tottenham?β
Cardinals: βShit!β
Pope: βWhat do you think of shit?β
Cardinals: βTottenham!β
Pope: βThank you!β
Cardinals: βThatβs alllllrightβ
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: π΅ We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc πΆ
SHIT
23.11.2025 18:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I drew North London
23.11.2025 18:23 β π 1114 π 206 π¬ 23 π 7