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Joshua Simon (Otters of Bluesky)

@joshuasimonsays.bsky.social

Triple Threat: Gay/Jewish/Bald. Movie Connor-Sur: Horror/Comedy/Trash. Podcast: The GAG! on Spotify/elsewhere

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#NowWatching
Of COURSE the French Version of zombie plague is vineyard-based.
#horrorgay

09.03.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait how is there not a gay porn parody of Inception called Instepson

12.02.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JOHANNE SACREBLU "el musical" un homenaje a EMILIA PEREZ
YouTube video by Camila D. Aurora (Camiileo) JOHANNE SACREBLU "el musical" un homenaje a EMILIA PEREZ

Cinema: youtu.be/iLT4v3mkrvk?...

28.01.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP to actress Olivia Hussey, known to horror fans for her work in BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974), IT (1990), and PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING.

28.12.2024 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 539    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

I am always shocked by the number of alleged โ€˜Christiansโ€™ who celebrate the birth of Jesus on Christmas, and then FORGET to celebrate his circumcision on New Yearโ€™s Day!

24.12.2024 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just finished Carl Franklinโ€™s ONE FALSE MOVE and, based on my reaction to it and John Saylesโ€™ LONE STAR, I fear I have a *strong* hankering for country-fried film-noir ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

21.12.2024 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ Later weโ€™ll have some fucking pie,
and do some caroling! ๐ŸŽถ

20.12.2024 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I prefer to read your spoken jokes, which is why I have been transcribing your albums by hand.

20.12.2024 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Late to the party but GANJA & HESS is in the National Film Registry!!!! Can I get a HELL YEAH?!?!

19.12.2024 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the us has been without a president for four years

19.12.2024 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

One thing I like about my new neighborhood is that the pricier markets are called things like Lincoln Place Gourmet and the affordable ones have names like BEEF STOP.

14.12.2024 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service, someday soon Piranha will get more streams on July 4 than that OTHER fish movie ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก

14.12.2024 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like when he says โ€œItโ€™s KRAVENING Time!โ€

11.12.2024 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thankfully you are not a human at all!

11.12.2024 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boop beep!

11.12.2024 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh Iโ€™m sure lol

11.12.2024 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the evidence of previous comments indicate that you go beep beep boop beep all the way to Radio Shack to replace your faulty wires!

11.12.2024 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lollllll definitely a bot

11.12.2024 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well you are a bot/opp so call me whatever you want at least I exist in the world

11.12.2024 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, Definitely A Real Dude

11.12.2024 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which question? You ask a lot of dumb questions.

11.12.2024 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Find one and maybe Iโ€™ll think of something

11.12.2024 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the question is pointless because it is already asked and answered in your head, I donโ€™t owe you discourse on something that is based in your imagination instead of reality

11.12.2024 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you say to those with cosmetic surgery they regret? What do you say to people who drank too much and need a new liver? What do you say to a person who spent their life sitting on their couch and now has mobility issues? You can say a lot to people who have made life choices they regret!

11.12.2024 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This thing that you are describing does not happen and is not in danger of happening. Now write me a poem about gender.

11.12.2024 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes they exist. never denied that. They account for maybe 7-8% of transitioners in the US, and half of THAT estimate says they detransitioned because of negative societal pressureโ€ฆ you know, from weirdos like you!

11.12.2024 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no, you are thinking of a Eugenicist.

11.12.2024 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many detransitioners are there, do you think?

11.12.2024 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because we already know you hate trans people, you arenโ€™t asking any of these questions in good faith, and you are being a prick. Hope that helps.

11.12.2024 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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