Kevin Turvey @5wi11 - Bluesky Profile

Kevin Turvey

@5wi11.bsky.social

Fish that I like: piranha, cod, whales... that's the fish, right, not the place. I mean, the area, not the plaice that's a fish. Er... oh, I've put meself off there.

325 Followers | 247 Following | 717 Posts | Joined: 12.11.2024 | 1.8433

Latest posts by 5wi11.bsky.social on Bluesky

I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?

07.01.2026 15:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂 Probably the best I’ve seen

29.03.2025 08:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ALL TOGETHER NOW!
🎶

29.03.2025 08:11 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Following today’s successful invasion…

28.03.2025 19:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Don’t see the problem….

28.03.2025 16:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You would hope all countries would….

28.03.2025 13:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They’d probably win Britain’s Got Talent with that.

28.03.2025 10:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.03.2025 07:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very good! 😂

27.03.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dated 27/03/2025

27.03.2025 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”

27.03.2025 15:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.03.2025 15:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apologies to all bulldogs out there…

27.03.2025 12:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He and all his ilk.

27.03.2025 11:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.03.2025 11:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve gone back for the local news, sport and humour. I don’t post or comment on anything though. It’s not worth the hassle.

27.03.2025 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve muted about 20 accounts in last few days. I don’t mind when they are a piss take but it gets a bit depressing.

27.03.2025 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.

27.03.2025 07:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re very funny

26.03.2025 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.03.2025 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just more self serving politicians ☹️

26.03.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

26.03.2025 18:47 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

No, nobody can!

26.03.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂 Nasty! I love the descriptions.

26.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My precious

26.03.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.03.2025 13:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Tommy….

26.03.2025 12:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.03.2025 11:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.03.2025 09:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

25.03.2025 20:29 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

@5wi11 is following 17 prominent accounts

Bill waiting for Ragnarok
@billpensioner

Sci fi, sport, bit of a leftie...no..not that far, back a bit All views are probably my wifes

Mariana Z
@mariana057

I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.

Drifter
@vencuyan

Short fuse. Long memory. Pagan. Anti-Fascist. Proud Mexican American living in the City of Angels. Fuck MAGA. Not afraid of putting a nazi on his ass or going to jail. Wouldn’t be the first time. !!!SLAVA UKRAINI!!!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿WhatDoesGodNeedWith
@wdgnw

Atheist-Humanist,Scottish Independence, ANTIFA🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇺🇨🇦🇬🇱🇻🇪🇪🇺🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦🇵🇸🇵🇦🇲🇽🇨🇺🇨🇦 Photos: Nikon D5300/Iphone Anti MAGA,Dad Puns/Bad Puns.Terrible bassist,learned to play by ear,I really should use my fingers 🚫No Bio/DMs/Crypto/Maga/Porn/GoFundMe/ Those who restrict replies

Americans for Democracy
@americanvoter

100% ANTI TRUMP. SENIOR NEVADAN: Our rights to be treated with human decency and respect are inalienable rights. StrongerTogether. One DM gets you blocked. 🚫Porn 🚫Maga 🚫Soliciting If you’re a fascist, detach yourself from my profile and go back to X.

@darren32359

Retired carpenter and solid blue Dem. Love it here please no DM'S unless it's important REPOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS STUFF ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS THANK YOU have a nice day ps blocking bots and trolls see something say something

Claire
@claired1706

From Coventry, UK CCFC fan ⚽️ #PUSB also 🎸🌱🌎🇪🇺

Anthony Bailey
@truthnothingbut

Writer of books. Some good, some not so. Mom say's they're all good, but that's what you'd expect your mom to say 📚💙 #booksky

Coops
@coops1989

Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle. Tamworth, Villa, the odd bit of groundhopping (805 South Liverpool v Barnoldswick Town) grounds and counting), Cricket, Half Man Half Biscuit, ex Royal Signals, aging Indie kid, Lefty twat. And an #MDANT

Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr

Facetious Prick! I'm only here to make the numbers up. only ever joking, calm down dear. I am the cunt https://clearsky.app/ lists me as, don't believe all you read. Usb 3.0 3 pin plugs are Elite. * contains bullshit and typos

Jane Edwards
@janiesprogget

Lazy artist, walker, gardener. Granny to two heartstoppers No DMs please unless I know you. Old age Middle Englander and self-proclaimed random BBC supporter ☮️

The Beautiful Sausage
@beautifulsausage

Art/cartoons/illustrations/poetry/humour. Occasional writer. Banner illustration by Fiona Ross @fiveona.bsky.social from the book 'No More Mr Mice Guy' (Rep'd by Luddington Creative) Avatar by @vinkelmule.bsky.social No AI⛔

Eugene McParland 🇺🇦
@eugenemcparland

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.“ — Cato the Elder

Rueben Hewitt
@fitfastcoach

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Discord Nancy
@discordnancy

Still waiting for Zefram Cochrane and the Vulcans to take us away from all this🖖 She/her

Julia Adamo
@juliaadamo

Yorkshire Victor Meldrew and his dog📎
@yorkshirevicmeld

Disabled, anti Tory,just want everyone to be treated equally,love dogs, love any Motorsport especially F1, BTCC, MotoGP. Be kind ♥️