~✨~ high fiving the sixth extinction ~✨~

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

a screenshot of the music video through the spotify player for My Own Worst Enemy by Lit Video shows a dark haired guy with sideburns in a wife pleaser, looking the most fucking late 90s/early 00s as humanly possible while singing into the camera All for you, baby

Gonna tell my kid this is Sugar Ray

Then explain to my kid who Sugar Ray was

and then explain who Sugar Ray Robinson was

And then maybe try to explain who Lit was but by then they're definitely going to be doing something else

“The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently,”

Today is David Graeber's birthday. He'd have been 65 years old today.

His ideas are still here and his message is more important than ever before which must remind us that a better world is possible.

Yes, Quark, what exactly IS this “Thirsty Thursday” special I keep hearing about? How thirsty am I? Oh, I’d say pretty thirsty—extremely thirsty? Well, I dunno about that I’m pretty hydrated—would I say I’m “a thirsty, thirsty boy”? I mean, I’m a man, but sure—

3rd rock from the sun was pretty good but imagine if they morphed into some kinda mechas when they got stressed out

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

castle cmon man no contest

This is amazing. I love birds!

💁 multitasking my posts, so efficient 🤹

Funny coincidence this was just below a series of posts about teenage crushes

(Age confirmed)

the "you wouldn't steal a car meme" (white text on a black background, both stylized to look scary and distorted). it has been edited to say " You wouldn't draft a skeet"

ronald reagan standing in front of american flag, safe in the knowledge that in america, workers will continue to make a pittance of their actual labor’s worth, and nothing will be shared.

stalin, staring at the hammer and sickle, envisioning the scourge of workers united across the globe, earning the full measure of their labor in solidarity.

girlfriends with their shampoo vs girlfriends with your sweatshirts

Community Leather Coat Drive Helps Bad Boys In Need https://theonion.com/community-leather-coat-drive-helps-bad-boys-in-need/

googling divorce lawyers so I stop getting valentines jewelry ads

test pattern that says ‘shit’s fucked, please stand by’

Looks like if I want Lwaxana on a shirt I'm gonna have to make it myself

This is gonna be jesus fresco bad

i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron

I HAVE GRAVITAS DAMMIT*

*shit I'm screwed, don't tell me

I still have a year to start my Alan Rickman arc

BREAKING NEWS: TOUCANS CAN LOAF. HE IS OFFICIALLY BANANA BREAD

BREAKING NEWS 🗞️ 🚨

I have a mighty need

The Sluts Will Save Us: The Minneapolis Sex Shop Resisting ICE Smitten Kitten, a sex shop in Minneapolis, has become an unlikely community hub for people protesting ICE.

the sluts WILL save us.

lmfaooooo I fuckin love Ilhan

It's me. I'm the equipment

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

THE REPLICATORS ARE PUNTING PIPING HOT PANCAKES PERILOUSLY ACROSS THE PROMENADE

THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.

“The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026.”

Treat yourself & read this!

www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...

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