overgrowing

this is, unfortunately, the time for us to once again call our senators and say fuck you try again

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

to whoever keeps making the prediction markets about whether or not I'll spill my coffee in my car: stop.

people keep swerving into me because of this. I think the ladies at my dunkin are getting in on it too because they told me they "don't do lids anymore" and I know that's not true.

i did scatman’s world, which I think is actually the better song. bartender then told me about a marxist youtube analysis of the scatman album

scatman john karaoke meta currently undefeated

been thinking a lot about the breaking bad episode ‘gliding over all’ lately. hmm

taking my son to the off leash blart park

this christmas I found out at the dinner table that my dad tried to join the canadian reserves recently. he is 75. i’m inconsolable

if I need cheering up it’s this or the bon jovi dimetrodon tribute on youtube

my alarm woke me up while I was dreaming about petting a real big dog. this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

Humpty Dumpty is Oliver Probblo

penis crumbling
penis crumblign like statue
penis crumbles like old statue
penis crumbling like ancient statue reddit

has anybody told kojima about oklou yet

the worst part about using minoxidil is that the generic formula they sell at london drugs comes in a box that just says ‘HAIR REGROWTH FORMULA’ on it in big letters and every time it just feels like ‘hello cashier can you ring up these magic beans for me’

went to my uncle's memorial today. 50% family, 50% dudes in pork pie hats. in addition to being an accomplished jazz bassist, he was chill as hell. it was always nice to have someone to talk to about boards of canada or whatever at family dinners. parkinson's sucks ass

today is my birthday, I don’t really like getting older but i’m doing it today. the upside is that after today I don’t get older again until next year

canadian thanksgiving in a couple days, marking the beginning of the 'having to explain my arfid to obnoxious people' season

fuck! phil elverum!

oh, can’t forget richard dawson

off the top of my head: spencer krug, joanna newsom, john darnielle & the very underrated chad matheny from emperor x

when I went last year it felt like being in second life or an mmo hub city or something. profoundly weird place

I know it’s the accepted practice to use a reference track while mixing but in my experience it just makes me spiral about bow dogshit my mix is. one day I will release something that doesn’t sound flabby as hell

Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

FromSoft town builder where you set up lodgings for every type of FromSoft snake man

my dad’s been rewatching the lord of the rings movies and every once in a while when a character comes on screen I hear him whisper ‘saruman!’ or whatever in an exaggerated gandalf voice. as a teenager I would have thought that was so lame but as an adult I think it’s maybe his most endearing trait

every time I heal to avoid a ground attack in silksong I feel like a total brain genius

heyy that’s me! it was nice to meet you!

every time I think I lost something and panic it’s because I didn’t follow my heuristic: look again in the first place you looked as thoroughly as possible, no matter how silly it seems. if that doesn’t work, widen the definition of ‘first place’. in this case from ‘sweater drawer’ to ‘all drawers’