Matt Brady

Oh...for shit's sake. Glad I have printed copies and PDFs. These are wonderful GNs

Welcome to the oligarchy

You could have said you went to heaven. This sounds like it’s the magic bar in the DCU or something…awesome

This isn’t a “mea culpa” - this is an old man not admitting he was guessing, replacing his wishes for reality. Now all he’s left with is “LISTEN TO ME! I WAS SOMEONE ONCE!” Jesus.

Befriend a Crow and Get a Gift: How to Attract Crows to Your Yard • whimsyBirdy I was so excited to learn that you can befriend a crow and they will bring you a gift! Here's some easy tips you can use to make this happen.

This is, perhaps, my most important New Year’s resolution:

But those included blood. Like lots of blood.

We all need to hear and see a donkey snacking on oranges today.

I’m going to be busy for the next 79 hours, give or take

Always worth remembering - Musk did not invent anything at or start Tesla. He sued to be named founder after he ran the funding (and later booted the real founders). This is not hidden information.

He also bought the title of “chief engineer” when he bought Space X.

See also, co-presidency of US

If you are a teacher, you do not know the status of your students.

Really, you don't.

Haven't got a clue, move along, officer.

That one ALWAYS breaks my students’ brains

@scalzi.com as long as we’re clear that “Maneater” and the woman in “Family Man” are the same person, we’re cool

12 years since Sandy Hook and still, we're mourning lives lost to mass shootings.

➡️Over 1.2 million Americans shot
➡️480,000 killed by guns
➡️5,400+ mass shooting incidents.

NO MORE "thoughts and prayers". We demand action.

#EndGunViolenceNow

Or did they?

Republican Governor Larry Hogan posted video of the constellation Orion and claimed the stars were “large drones” above his home.

Just a reminder that Republicans want to shut down the Department of Education.

Teachers, one and all have taken the “when” not “if” on this one.

Cue the inevitable dance of the useless people saying useless words and not doing anything.

Just so tired.

I wish I felt something about this…I wish I felt something about this…I wish I felt something about this…I wish I felt something about this…

I’m not a horrible person, I’m just a teacher, and I hate that I am so, so calloused about what has come to pass as acceptable working conditions for teachers

Ha! @sarahljaffe.bsky.social - comics love you back, tho

I think it’s more of the entire movement headed towards, “we know better than God”

I don’t know who’s not teaching you babies this. Trip to see a speaker? Alternative option. Bringing in Kleenex and hand sanitizer? Alternative option.

And I know it makes us feel all warm, but you CANNOT give extra credit to coax your kids to donate to the school canned goods drive.

a cartoon character with an angry face is sitting at a desk ALT: a cartoon character with an angry face is sitting at a desk

#teachers! As the semester/quarter/hellscape ends, please remember: you CANNOT award extra credit for anything that has a financial element to it.

Wait - the real reason the two teams of X-Men are gonna beef is going to come down to beer, isn’t it?

What would Kurt buy? What would Scott prefer was in the store in Merle?

@gailsimone.bsky.social @jedmackay.bsky.social we see what you’re setting up here.

That was the logo of my marine biology lab for my master’s. Scientists have the best in jokes

But I want compound eyes…

I mean, I’m going to lose the day playing with volumes and trying to make it work (ON PAPER, NSA…ON PAPER)

Panel from Absolute Batman #2 - glacial acetic acid capsules into salt water produces hydrochloric acid

@ssnyder1835.bsky.social - you can come by and teach my chemistry class anytime! CH3COOH + NaCl(aq) -> CH3COONa + HCl

Nice. (Absolute Batman #2) #absolutebatman #batman #scicomm #popscience #chemsitry

YouTube video by Deano Martin The Dean Martin Christmas Show 1968 - FULL EPISODE

Jimmy Fallon has a Christmas Special?

Cool. Wake me up when it approaches this level of awesome.