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Can't believe the Glasklart Winterboard theme just got Sherlocked

The best face there is.

Might be a long while before anything tops it. Did you see this interview with Tony Gilroy? archive.is/vwDWa His answers to the (mostly terrible) questions are really interesting and nuanced.

This site has immeasurably improved an otherwise suboptimal day owlsintowels.org

Dishwasher is broken. Using a fireplace poker and barbecue tongs to eat spaghetti off a wall clock

Jimmy Carter rabbit incident - Wikipedia

Seen lots of pretty comprehensive Jimmy Carter obituaries but there seems to be a conspiracy of silence around The Swamp Rabbit Incident en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_C...

How come there isn’t a mushroom cloud emoji

A closeup of a manul's face lit by a bright beam of sunlight as it squints slightly and begins to stick its tongue out.

Cat got your tongue? It's Manul Monday!

Anyone remember that 1960s sci-fi TV show The Invaders where the fake humans trying to take over Earth were really convincing apart from their wonky fingers

What I'd like is an armchair that wraps around me so I can wear it like an exoskeleton

Democracy manifest.

Scytale's friends are laughing and wildly rolling marbles under their hands as they watch Scytale sing through eighteen mouths in eighteen heads strung together with flesh that is like a flabby hose. The heads are singing all over the pink room. One man opens his mouth and a swarm of tiny people stream out singing accompaniment to Scytale. Another man releases a floating dog which explodes in mid-air causing everyone to get small and lost in the fibers of the beautiful carpet. Though small they all continue to laugh, a laughter which is now extremely high in pitch. Scytale (now with only one head) crawls up a wall laughing hysterically.

Imagine the panic attack the VFX guy must have experienced when he read this bit of David Lynch’s unfinished script for Dune II in 1984

A small poochon sitting on a striped rug, gazing forlornly into the camera with an expression of abject disappointment

ever feel like you're being judged and found wanting

Valentina Magaletti must be the hardest working percussionist in show business. How many bands is she in?

A hairy auburn canine of mixed heritage, groggily stirring from his sleeping spot on an expensive silk curtain

Hoping for at least a dim flicker of recognition when we're finally reunited with this bearded chaos wizard at the weekend

Aphex Twin: Selected Ambient Works '85-'92

A perfect album released when I was sixteen? Easy

good luck!

There was a very sweet, anxious dog with no tail in the pub on wednesday and he was trying to hide in the corner from everyone and I’d like to know he’s going to be alright

Acts of Light, by Hilary Woods 9 track album

There's a new Hilary Woods album out today and it's deadly

A manul with orange tinted fur on its body and dark brown stripes on its head crouches by a rock and stares intently up at something out of frame. Its expression is calm but the the curved stripes above its eyes look like eyebrows that lend a projected sense of judgement or annoyance.

Manul Monday is upon us once more

Think I've forgotten how to be an Opinion Haver

WANT

A small poochon with pleading eyes

Biscuit