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Requiring masks for only certain areas of the hospital is as useful as the smoking sections we used to have on planes and in restaurants.

The smoke didn't stay in its section and neither will airborne viruses.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." –Justice Louis Brandeis

Words spoken many years ago that are just as relevant today.

We must continue the fight to get big money out of politics.

There is no dif. between a dr's office or the hospital, it's all part of our public healthcare system, and if security is required to deal with the fucking idiot assholes, then the government needs to buck up and do it. They've already shirked so much of their responsibility when it comes to COVID.

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

Bad Faith Brad trying to talk like he's not acting in bad faith on the floor of the Lege.

Not buying it.

Hell yeah!
#StViateur #Montreal #McCartney #GotBack

If there's one thing I've noticed, it's that really awful people tend to stick together.

The rumors are true: scrolling through Zohran’s transition website and seeing that his co-chairs so far are eminently qualified women of color is a great way to feel like better things are possible

What if my whole existence is generative AI?

The mark of a good and decent society is whether it sees the value in helping all of its members unequivocally.

Is it just me, or is everybody's default mode now "be a dick"?

Yet more greasy behavior by Charlottetown city council with regards to the continuing disrespect being shown its water and sewer workers.

A beardless Riker looks out over an empty canyon. He sees no one at all. He’s alone. Overcome with loneliness, he yells out “Anybody?!”

Justin Trudeau ‘just too vanilla’ for Katy Perry, says Canadian ‘super fan’ who voted Conservative "To be honest with you, I think he kind of stole my thunder," Braiden Palumbo said of the former prime minister

This is beyond cringe. I just can’t tell who it’s more embarrassing for: the writer or the subject.

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

Honest talk here.

How do ANY of you have time to prepare healthy meals, exercise regularly, AND do all the other shit in your life?

This shit takes TIME...time I ain't got.

Newfoundland, seriously?

SERIOUSLY???

For the love of God, put the fucking screech bottle down.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

#CelebrateTheDiversity

Drop around to my place sometime, and I'll show you my completely clothes avalanched-in basement couch, which contains 85 to 90% of my wardrobe at any given time, mostly clean, but some not, just for the surprise factor!

On the back of that couch you will find all of my clean sheets... unfolded.

Hey look, it's me.

Oh boy, are Conservatives having big feelings about this.

It's really triggering their mental illness(es). 🤣

You know what to do, share away!

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...

Dr. Demento

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

And the men who dig fresh baked good
Must be the ones to start
To approach the tempting display case
Closer to the tarts
The cookies and the doughnuts
Add them to your cart
But as for me I long to be
Closer to the tarts!
Closer to the TARTS!! Yea! RS

Bit of a patchy pun...

It looks like a butt, bahahahahahaha
#HelloIAm13

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of sci fi writers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced