J⁰N MåTtHēwS™

Yet more greasy behavior by Charlottetown city council with regards to the continuing disrespect being shown its water and sewer workers.

A beardless Riker looks out over an empty canyon. He sees no one at all. He’s alone. Overcome with loneliness, he yells out “Anybody?!”

Justin Trudeau ‘just too vanilla’ for Katy Perry, says Canadian ‘super fan’ who voted Conservative "To be honest with you, I think he kind of stole my thunder," Braiden Palumbo said of the former prime minister

This is beyond cringe. I just can’t tell who it’s more embarrassing for: the writer or the subject.

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...

Honest talk here.

How do ANY of you have time to prepare healthy meals, exercise regularly, AND do all the other shit in your life?

This shit takes TIME...time I ain't got.

Newfoundland, seriously?

SERIOUSLY???

For the love of God, put the fucking screech bottle down.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

#CelebrateTheDiversity

Drop around to my place sometime, and I'll show you my completely clothes avalanched-in basement couch, which contains 85 to 90% of my wardrobe at any given time, mostly clean, but some not, just for the surprise factor!

On the back of that couch you will find all of my clean sheets... unfolded.

Hey look, it's me.

Oh boy, are Conservatives having big feelings about this.

It's really triggering their mental illness(es). 🤣

You know what to do, share away!

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...

Dr. Demento

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

And the men who dig fresh baked good
Must be the ones to start
To approach the tempting display case
Closer to the tarts
The cookies and the doughnuts
Add them to your cart
But as for me I long to be
Closer to the tarts!
Closer to the TARTS!! Yea! RS

Bit of a patchy pun...

It looks like a butt, bahahahahahaha
#HelloIAm13

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of sci fi writers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced

The federal NDP need a leader from the working class. The party long ago lost its connections to working people. There’s a lot of elitism on the left and we keep putting faith in leaders who don’t get it.

Morrison sucks. 😮‍💨

this entire clip is fuckin comedy gold

Deny Sullivan: Halifax bridge toll blunder: Houston’s election gimmick worsens gridlock The promise to save drivers time is backfiring. The reason? Simple economics.

Deny Sullivan: Halifax bridge toll blunder: Houston’s election gimmick worsens gridlock

PHOTOS OF ANTIFA IN ACTION:
My uncle Albert MacNeil (bottom second from right) with the Cape Breton Highlanders just before they busted through the impregnable "Hitler line."
Canadians come from a long and proud line of fascist fighters.

And that's a pretty charitable analysis.

I watch Star Trek for the deeply cerebral storytelling…

Having just heard a clip of it on a podcast, I feel like everything you need to know about Charlie Watts as a drummer is in the first 20 seconds of Start Me Up.

"One of the great challenges in this world is knowing enough about a subject to think you're right, but not enough about the subject to know you're wrong."
- @neildegrassetyson.com

A very succinct summary of social media in 2025.

Neurodiverse people, in my experience, cluster together in life, whether they know they are neurodiverse or not.

And what they bond over, in my experience, is looking over at each other in a room full of normies and going "Wtf is this?!"

Ask me how I know. 😆

A painting of a bird beside the text "i do not want whatever the fuck this is"

There's so much for her to unpack there. 🤣