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Terry McGurrin

@standupmonkey.bsky.social

Comedian, TV Writer, Voice Actor. (he/him) #TotalDrama #TheSnoopyShow #6teen #ScaredySquirrel ++ REP: The Characters, Toronto. #GoSensGo LOUD ALLYπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

2,870 Followers  |  689 Following  |  280 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023  |  1.7246

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Fantastic! Go Pete Go!

08.02.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Make it happen!

08.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mayor Pete would be the greatest US President of my lifetime, but sadly America is far too filled with bigotry to make the best choice they could ever make for themselves. πŸ’” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

08.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If only there were a vaccine that could have prevented this.

05.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't recall Pirro having this stance when Rittenhouse was on trial.

03.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm with you! I'd love to have the around for at least one more season!

03.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since sharing the vile homophobic dm I got last week about the first LGBTQ romance on #totaldramaisland, I’ve received some beautiful messages from much better people. This one got me right in the feels! Tom, Jen and the entire Total Drama team knows that #representationmatters
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02.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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It's the crossover no one expected!
#HeatedRivalry #Snoopy #BeagleRivalry
@dansavage.bsky.social

02.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gave you all the information you needed!!!

30.01.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered starting a GoFundMe to help with your recovery?

22.01.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well then… thank goodness nothing is being done about this! πŸ‘ŽπŸΌ
#MaskUp #CovidIsNotOver

21.01.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@lizwhitmere.bsky.social just tried to cheer up our kids by telling them it was β€œFri-YAY!”
I tried to photograph their death glare but it melted my iPhone.

09.01.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people prefer second-hand because it feels like someone else. πŸ˜‡

27.12.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
AI Can’t NHL
YouTube video by NHL AI Can’t NHL

This NHL ad making fun of AI is extremely funny, and I'm surprised I'm saying any of those words together

youtu.be/vjz9JxAsZSg?...

24.12.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 20

I just told @lizwhitmere.bsky.social and the kids that last night's Blue Jays game was 6 hours and 39 minutes long. Liz said "That's why they play in pyjamas. So they can go straight to bed when it ends."
I love her so much it's stupid. ❀️

28.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Most of the hugely followed MAGA profiles of young attractive men and women praising Trump are completely AI generated. They flood socials with these fake profiles to make voters think this what hot young people think. It is not. Stop falling for it.

19.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a viewer I understand believing there are coded characters but, having been in the writing room, I can tell you it was never discussed. Side note: recent studies suggest 25% of teens go undiagnosed.

01.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feds Disappear Trans People from β€œLGBT” Intel reports on threats to Pride events reveal campaign to stamp out the word β€œtransgender”

U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...

24.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1048    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 49

After his heinous assassination, Charlie Kirk's body was flown from Utah back to Arizona aboard Air Force Two.
I hope the pilot was Black. Charlie would've like that.

17.09.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Justice Department is compiling the largest set of national voter roll data it has ever collected. They claim their goal is to prove that β€œtroves of undocumented immigrants have voted illegally.” That’s not the real objective.

09.09.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11598    πŸ” 3956    πŸ’¬ 460    πŸ“Œ 261

This means CHISTAS is right around the corner!

02.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday morning I ate four dress shirts. Hope to pass at least one of them today as I need something to wear to a TIFF event this evening.

02.09.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried posting this on LinkedIn? I’m located in Toronto, is the position remote?

02.09.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is a shocking NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. I wish everyone I care about was being a little more cautious. πŸ’” There’s still a mass-disabling event going on here, people.

31.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I couldn’t even tell you how many seasons of Dot we actually recorded. That was taking place while I was running The ZhuZhus, Amigonauts, and helping develop Total DramaRama …so it’s a bit of a blur.

14.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"

05.08.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL.
So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner.
On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that.
#covidisnotover

04.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked β€œnext” and was met with β€œplease link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”

16.07.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 588    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 20

Still wondering if police and military would actually open fire on unarmed civilians? I’ve never doubted it for a second. πŸ’”

11.06.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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