Maika

First outside swim of the season is a fact 🥶 I don’t think my nipples will go back to a relaxed state

Op 10 mei 1940 bleef Duitse leger voor onbepaalde tijd in Nederland.

Old mobile phones and keyboards. Overlaid text reads: FT Exclusive: EU issues US-bound staff with burner phones to avoid espionage

Breaking news: The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage — a measure traditionally reserved for trips to China www.ft.com/content/20d0...

Blooming light pink tulip

Bloom baby bloom

Black plate on a wooden picknick table with a half-finished slice of sourdough bread. In the background a fuchsia colored yeti coffeecup and further behind green shrubs. In the left corner you see a part of a woman’s foot in green socks and shearling birckenstock.

Perfect day for a lunch outside.
I like a good sourdough fairly plain: good quality olive oil with a pinch of coarse sea salt.

Woman lying on a garden chair. She has blond hair and pink sunglasses and is smiling showing her coffee stained teeth. She wears a blue and green fleece vest and grey joggers. In the background you see a plowed field and some trees

Woman and man stand on stacked bricks. Both are smiling. The woman is holding an electronic garden tool and is leaning against an oak tree. She’s wearing a blue and green fleece and grey joggers with a pair of wellies. The man is wearing crocs, jeans, a blue flower blouse and a navy jacket. In the background you see a variety of needle and oak trees.

Good vibes, garden dirt, and free labor from the parents

Joooehoooee 👋 Kan jij @niethersteld.bsky.social een handje helpen?

📣📣📣💙
Delen is lief!!

Screenshot of elapsed time of three hours, 49 minutes and 44 seconds, total distance of 95.15km, average speed of 24.9 kilometers per hour, and total clim so far of 2407 meters. There’s a map tracking the cyclist’s progress.

My husband is riding the “Tour of Flanders” today and I am SO fucking proud of him. He’s out there crushing it. What a legend! 🥳🥹

Een tijdschrift genaamd “One World”. Het heeft een lichtroze achtergrond met fuchsia titel. Op de achtergrond zie je tevens een fuchsia koffie kopje van Yeti die vastgehouden wordt door de persoon die de foto maakt en tevens is er gras en bomen op de achtergrond

Koffietje, zonnetje, tijdschriftje. Matchende fuchsiatinten voor m’n kopje én cover?
Pure esthetische voldoening.
Meer heb ik ff niet nodig!
Morning ☀️

Rat named Ronin breaks world record for sniffing out wartime landmines in Cambodia A mine-sniffing African giant pouched rat named Ronin has been acknowledged by the Guinness World Records.

Ronin detected more than 100 landmines! Wooohooo Ronin 🥳 👏

www.cbsnews.com/news/landmin...

A woman holding up a purple and gold bag containing roasted coffee from Colombia. She’s wearing a bright orange corduroy overshirt. In background the back of a brown chair and a window still with a candle

A surprise package just landed and I’m losing iiittt!!!! MY favourite coffee from Colombia!! ☕️🇨🇴
Sent by friends!! I’m emotional!! I’m gonna be deliciously caffeinated!! Truly, the kindest surprise. 🥹❤️ LY

Arugula and spinach have entered the chat.

Grow babies, grow!!

I’m trying really hard not to take it personally as my dog gives me a full once-over as I enter the living room, then stands up and LEAVES.
*don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry*

Wat ik in geen enkel bericht over al die AZC-haat tegenkom: waarom die barbaren denken zeggenschap te hebben over waar mensen, die onder internationale verdragen bescherming krijgen, worden opgevangen? Media hebben de verantw om dat gelul over 'draagvlak' te bevragen ipv enkel haat door te geven.

Heel belangrijk verhaal waarin de desastreuze gevolgen van migrantenhaat en klimaatontkenning bij elkaar komen. En hoe het anders kan. Door Roxane Soudagar. Lezen!

Blooming garden 🌸

Am I getting this right? With the new import tariffs, the U.S. basically recognized Taiwan as an independent country?
So either they’ve officially ditched the “One China” policy… or this government is so incompetent they didn’t think through what that means for foreign policy with China.

If you’re on #DisabilityBenefits, it’s ok to have hobbies, holidays, food deliveries, and so on. Benefits exist so disabled people can live safely, independently, with quality of life. Don’t let government rhetoric make you feel guilty for existing.

‘The perfect target’: Russia cultivated Trump as asset for 40 years – ex-KGB spy The KGB ‘played the game as if they were immensely impressed by his personality’, Yuri Shvets, a key source for a new book, tells the Guardian

So, the penguins need to pay tariffs but Russia doesn’t?

Back on ya’lls radar: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021...

a woman wearing headphones is holding a piece of paper in an office . Alt: a woman wearing headphones is holding a piece of paper in an office, dancing, completely oblivious of the chaos happening behind her.

This weather has me 🌞
open.spotify.com/track/3dvXRk...

If you’re pretending to be a job candidate to secretly train your AI model, at least buy me a coffee and ask nicely. I might even help.
But showing up under false pretenses? Come on. You’re not slick. You’re just messing with a process already built on fragile trust.

Heel mooi! Heb mijn bestelling nog stééds niet binnen #kanniewachtuh

Wat een nare afsluiter van jouw avontuurtje! 🫤 Sterkte en dat de asperges extra lekker smaken vanavond! 🫂

Listen, if I’m staining my teeth and flirting with my IBS, it better be top tier coffee. Not that over-roasted, burnt-tire, bitter, makes-you-shit-instantly kind of brew.

#IBSButMakeItGourmet #CoffeeSnob #OverRoastedOffense #StainResponsibly #ToothShadeAndPride #BrewingWithStandards

Small Changes Michael Kiwanuka · Album · 2024 · 11 songs

Album on repeat

open.spotify.com/album/6dM03Q...

a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face .. Alt: a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face while flipping her hair ..

Goddamn! Heard back already and they want me to start ASAP

3 reetjes 😍

En dáárom houd je altijd je honden aangelijnd. 🦌💨
#drenthe #dwingelerveld

Alignment 🙄