Bluesky’s Golf Guy

When I was like 10 years old some kids were playing soccer and I asked if I could join them and one kid turned around and yelled "Go have some toast!" and 32 years later I think about it roughly once a week.

Fun fact; Michael Moore is my third cousin. To my knowledge I am not related to Stavros (although maybe I am now!).

@elizabeth-warren.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @petebuttigieg.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @merkley.senate.gov

I don’t usually mass-tag like this but this is important. Seize this opportunity and make people’s lives better!

Remember, regardless of who someone voted for, nobody asked to be hungry. Don’t let the fact that they got duped be the reason they or their kids can’t eat. We can lift each other up in a crisis.

Next month is going to be incredibly difficult for a lot of people with food insecurity. If you have the means, donate to your local food shelter and make sure you let other people know in your community as well. Many grocery stores have set up ways to buy a few extra items to donate.

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

@gourmetspud.bsky.social FIGHT! FIGHT!

I’ve done this, and it was also not well received. Now I’m self conscious about it.

Ok so I switched over briefly and they have a sideline interview with commissioner Adam Silver where he’s offering his impassioned thoughts about the gambling scandal and it’s animated and flustered and it’s very bizarre. I hope @cjzero.bsky.social has this!

The Celtics are on Prime tonight? Ugh, I’m not doing this shit.

I hurt my neck painting and then I tried to play golf through the pain like an idiot and now it hurts so bad that swallowing food or drinks hurts and I almost cried after sneezing. Get on my level, Millennial dads.

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

I have enjoyed several drugs in my life, and through all of them, I prefer North Shore beefs above most of them. (And I'm mostly a South Shore man!)

Got a little dusty in here during the Bruins’ video montage for Brad Marchand. Always second to Bergeron for me but I grew to love that little pest.

To that end, one of the text-senders is from ultra-liberal Vermont and has been in photos with Republican Gov. Phil Scott, who might be the most popular governor in the country. Until this happened.

A guy with the handle Tommy Beer: "KD locked in $45 million in guaranteed money for his age-39 season… not sure I’d characterize that as an unselfish sacrifice" Kevin Durant: "What would u characterize it as? Since we characterizing shit this morning"

he's still got it

My most unpopular opinion is that Halloween is the worst holiday. I have never really liked it, it always annoys me, I don’t care for scary movies. I like taking my kids trick or treating (mostly?) but otherwise this is just “that last thing you have to do before the holidays really start.”

ISABELLA STEWAHT GAHDNAH MUSEUM HEIST OF 1990 WAS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. LOUVRUH AIN'T SHIT COMPARED TO THAT.

This has to be rage bait except I’ve seen right-wing dipshits who are so proud of the fact that they dragged a shitty tv outside and served some beer

The announcers just stole this joke from our queen

Just guys being dudes

hell yeah

I see me! Lies. I see @cparish.bsky.social

UPDATE: I gave out all 100 flags on the Boston Common in 5 minutes.

Hope you all have fun at your peaceful protests today! Remember, Mark Twain said Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

Katie Nolan is back on Bluesky you guys

All-time coward. Historically cowardly.

Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?