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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.

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I got a cart bag even though I don't use a cart often -- I have a push cart to relieve strain on my back, and I like it, but I do miss the stand sometimes.

I do have a negative connotation for Jack Daniels. I might try to rectify this (once Dry February is over.)

17.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
17.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Cheer up, friend. Riviera is back!

16.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Woke is dead. You hate to see it.

16.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was a fun Pebble. also it’s wild that if there was one more round, Scottie wins by 5.

16.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hey, I donated to this (because golf, and @dennycarter.bsky.social), and you should too!

15.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Either Ludacris’ mic is broken or they’ve decided to just cut almost every lyric.

14.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had Akshay 100-1 last week, that hurt a little. I didn’t go back this week, I wish I had!

14.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got some pushback on this, which is fine! I’m not an expert, I get things wrong all the time (I loved Aaron Rai this week and that was dumb.) But Si Woo got off to a hot start and has subsequently crashed despite pristine conditions. I think the 5th straight event caught up to him.

14.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The feeling of sadness when you finish a great book…it’s a lonely feeling.

Anyway I finally got a chance to read Project Hail Mary and it’s outstanding.

14.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

and now you’re gonna get a new phone plan and some solar panels!

14.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

If you’re not paying attention, the Pebble Beach Pro-Am leaderboard rules, AND this weekend the wind is gonna get spicy. Must-watch tv this weekend.

13.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“he’ll have the chicken tenders and fries”

13.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

13.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 3461    🔁 584    💬 25    📌 5

Give up on Greenland, sir. It's time we acquire Latvia.

12.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Many people are asking (note: nobody has asked) if I regret this post given that Jordan Binnington shut out the Czechs, and the answer is no, I never never regretted anything I post. Except that time when I said Scottie was absolutely not winning that tournament and then he won by 6.

12.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gone are the days of Brodeur, Roy, Belfour, CuJo, Potvin...

12.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
drawing of a horse, done by a professional artist in the back and a children's drawing of the head in the front.

drawing of a horse, done by a professional artist in the back and a children's drawing of the head in the front.

Team Canada's stacked roster, with Jordan Binnington in net

12.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

I can fix her

12.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is why I get all my sugar from bourbon

12.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

has anyone ever figured out the difference between a milkshake, a cabinet, and a frappe?

12.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My wife used to watch this show and I, uh, didn't mind

12.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hideki is such a good call, he's low owned because nobody wants to go back to him after the playoff loss (and he looked awful with the driver on Sunday but this isn't a driver course). I might play him in my SE.

12.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I changed my mind. I am gonna play Rose. I'm fading Fleetwood.

12.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah weekend looks wild. Thursday and Friday look very calm, looks like you may want people who can get out to a fast start and just hold on.

12.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AT&T Pebble Beach Pro Am:

Winner: Russell Henley
Longshot: Shane Lowry
Fade: Justin Rose (I think...this is scary)
Top 20: Aaron Rai
Gummy Play: Chris Kirk
OAD: Maverick McNealy

Others I like: Ludvig bounceback, Day, Berger, Burns, Spieth; Theegala, Hisatsune, Horschel

12.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Oh it definitely was not, almost everyone around here was still picking the Patriots.

11.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To their credit, there was a relatively well known bettor who's on Boston sports talk radio who gave an interview where he said he thought Maye's injury was worse than being reported and he was hammering the Seahawks -- and this guy's usually a big Boston homer.

11.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Inside? Man!"

11.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a waste of time quoting this. I like golf, man. So do other people on this site. Sorry that doesn’t meet your standards for acceptable behavior. Take your negativity elsewhere. This isn’t Twitter.

11.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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