hey its matt

tommy hort due to overbeef

the hot cameras have been incredible behind the scenes stuff. they had one live during the vip intro before the opening ceremony and jeff goldblum just randomly walks by

this screen cap is over a decade old but I still think about it a lot

disappointingly the 14 year old running my table at kbbq was not impressed with my immaculate pronunciation of tteokbokki. swaggy white boy with a little bit of motion will have to wait for next time.

But doctor, I already have a bluesky account

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read - best of luck out there!

Sorry lol are you saying I am your first example? I would say the challenge in parsing is that you’re just not a very clear writer. But sure. There will be edge cases that cannot take them or for whom they do not work. That is not the median American, definitionally.

It’s sweeping America!

Alright I’ve been here for 15 years I’ll finally bite: what is Tyson’s Corner

“Consequently we should do nothing at all”

Good luck!

The consistent through line of his argument is that there is a number at which each person individually sticks which cannot meaningfully be manipulated by diet or exercise. I’ll leave the thermodynamics part to the pros.

I don’t think this is an inaccurate assessment of Hobbes’ position?

I do not take glp-1s but can infer their utility - hope this clarifies!

Yeah 100% tracking based on what other people have been successful with them. I fortunately have beaten myself into triathlon shape in the interim as well so we’ll see how I feel about that after this summer lol

Oh god no lol

I also would not talk this much shit if I hadn’t done it myself so the self defeat “doesn’t work” brain mechanism can take a hike. It does, you’re wrong, and there’s a tool to eliminate what *you* are basically dismissing as a skill gap. HATE that shitty mentality.

I think direct exposure to Sharon might kill the median MBBoid

I rawdogged 320 to 185 a couple years ago and would have slammed any of the GLPs (and having ticked up to 220 or so in the interim have my eye on them). Not exaggerating when I say it is a different life, completely setting aside the ~100% heart attack probability I was looking at. Good work!

Free and easily available and more aggressive awareness of the collateral health impacts of obesity imo.

Add hundreds of thousands of years of meaningful lifespan to the annual aggregate

OR

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as a (prob?) top decile biker/runner in dc, ballpark every 15-20 miles i'd be splattered if i weren't constantly vigilant.

common refrain is like, i guess you hate poor people getting to work if you want the state to do carceralism or whatever. and like, yeah i don't fucking care if they don't.

my favorite thing in the world is the freakout that happens when you suggest people not be allowed to drive if they can't meet BASIC safe equipment operation standards. this is because the Vehicle is usually the second favorite child in the median american household.

fetterman is gonna be the 50th vote huh

HSI guys doing meaningful investigative/interdiction work (ie real trafficking, cartel shit, whatever) can go back to their regular jobs if they squeal on the 80 IQ oppositional defiant disorder guys. Simple as.

>:)

almost went there, sliding doors moment sends me to georgetown, there but for the grace of god we go

this feels vaguely like "i dont like [generic aggregate] but i do like [my guy]" just like every other congressional poll in like, at least my adult lifetime

Also the next post (who do you like) is schizophrenic and basically indexes towards youth so i guess go that way?

Banger. Same vibe as the Ikea off 95 in Connecticut.