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"you have your perspective and I have my truth" bro just call each other motherfuckers

Everyone learning therapy speak is ruining reality tv

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

I don't quite have my thoughts in order on this subject, but I feel like AO3 is the anti-AI. You can't look at a 150-chapter slash fic that someone's been publishing weekly for the past 8 years and not be so radicalized by the beauty of human creation that you want to destroy all machines

Lee 🤝 dick grayson

I really needed that cloudward ho finale adventuring party to be three times longer bc that finale was Such An Episode

Highly recommend having a disputes specific channel in your group chat, specifically for arguments that don't matter
We just had a 200 message argument about whether an article of clothing was a jacket or a hoodie or a sweater and I am BUZZING

Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

Is this how swifties felt when she announced her engagement

phan confirmed before gt6 what the hel

Sunday

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

A black cat surrounded by black wrapping paper with white polka dots. Only the bared teeth are visible.

Everyone look at my friend's cat!!!!!

Great writing from Jay!

CONGRATULATIONS WOOOOOOOOOO

omg that's perfect.

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

A tweet from Jacob Geller reading, "The interesting thing about sports betting is all the people who have done ads for them actually go straight to hell when they die"

I love watching football, but I don't go a Sunday without thinking about @jacobgeller.com's wisdom.

I hate that physical media is going away in favor of streaming and DRMed content. Buy physical media, you can trade, give away, or resell it when you no longer want it. Plus it looks cool on a shelf!

Every SINGLE study about just giving people money to help them live shows that it has fantastic benefits that far outstrip the actual cost.

And yet we keep studying the issue because no one in power can take the study and make it POLICY.

I got so jumpscared on insta bc I had no idea I was still following him lmao

PSA for US healthcare friends: If you were trying to wait until the end of the year to schedule a test because you needed to meet your deductible, call and ask to be scheduled NOW. The office I work in is already scheduling tests into end of November and early December.

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Maybe infinite content was a bad idea.

I just know the military dudes would've absolutely lost their minds when huntrix goes and does a little morale concert for them

I hope you get a latte done today!
It's a latte work being a bean
I drive a ford pinto :)