Jordan "Gordon" Danford

Hell yeah that’s my desert

a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence

Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao

old-timey computer graphic depicting a skeleton with an upraised sword. The text says "Skeleton Attacks You!!" and the user interface option is a button that says "Okay." Because it is okay.

Happy October, btw

Binturong

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

Ask not for whom the hamburger helps. The hamburger helps for thee

screenshot of a news article banner from abc news: yogurt makes mice slimmer, sexier - abc news

they’re making the mice sexier

Hell yeah

a frog is lying on its back, pinned down. prompt window header: congratulations! body text: you have reconstructed the frog! options: continue

operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Drawing of a heraldic device consisting of an escutcheon with a hot dog being knighted by a man, in place of standard helmet is a jar of mustard, labeled "sinapi," supported by two wiener dogs on either side. Banderole below reads "CALIDUS CANIS"

Hot dog coat-of-arms, created for the 50th anniversary of the invention of the hot dog, at Coney Island in 1939. Shows a hot dog being knighted, flanked by two wiener dogs, crowned by mustard. (They took some liberties with the Latin, but do you expect a hot dog place to have an in-house Latinist?)

Whoa

dudes rock

Hell yeah

if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Action figures of the Undertaker, the Rock, Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin going nuts

When the closing track on a metal album is 13 minutes long

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

carl from aqua teen hunger force: it don't matter none of this matters

daily affirmations

Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks

A corded landline phone, with the receiver shaped like a simple, green frog

This landline phone is shaped like a frog. We need more frog phones.

Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah

Tweet from inhuman shitbag Sam Altman: "i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now"

hot dog guy dot jpeg

What the fuck

Moebius

Moebius

"AI will replace all jobs!"
"Well, how will people live?"
"Magic supercomputer!"
"Wait, if no one can afford anything, how do you have an economy?"
"MAGIC SUPERCOMPUTER!!!"

Damn that rules