Nichole 🏳️‍⚧️

I’m beginning to understand, commas

I swear every session with my shrink they get smaller and smaller

Regular friend: “woah yeah that’s cool”

Friend who shares my whimsy: “holy shit its so fucking awesome your learning juggling”

How to feels trying to get the attention of a women out of my league

Cellars? How could I? It’s not mine

text: i am a gamer not because i dont have a life but because i choose to have many image is an illustration of multiple video game protagonists

imagine giving backshots to a twink with a poster like this in his room

Me trying to entertain a room full of dogs with my sub pair comedy: “yikes, rough crowd”

Dogs then start mauling me to death

Fingers crossed they save my spot in the trans fem brad train

Friend: How far in are you in that one Tvshow/game/other media?

*holds up two hands a ruler apart*

Me: Like this far

I am friends with people who are older than me and yes I have restrained myself from showing them a TikTok I found.
I just don’t wanna be seen as lil cousin with iPad

Need to hook up with a transfem who is strong and can repair a car, call that my trans-mission

I licked my elbow.

Your just gonna have to believe me

Growing up is scheduling when to kill the ender dragon on the minecraft server

Competed in an arm wrestle today.

Bitch ass expedition 33 wiped the floor with me.

Gonna go on a hike in a couple of days. Let all the true crime podcasts know my ass was into it

Got so much estrogen I could turn a steroid up gym rat into a trans fem furry in a matter of seconds

New video idea for speedrunners:

Taking 5 laxatives before starting this game and only going to the bathroom when it’s done.

I’m so into monsters I was gonna rename myself to Wendi the way I GOON to them

Been playing at the puter
Imagine what I could do with a gun

Panel 1: An old, grey haired, mostly bald version of Shen is laying in bed, in a residential room, with a nightstand with a lamp on top and wooden flooring. There's a man with similar hair to him laying his hand upon the old Shen's. Old Shen says "Son ... I can feel myself passing ..." Panel 2: Closeup of the son's hand resting on old Shen's. Old Shen continues, "My ... final request ... is ..." Panel 3: Closeup of old Shen, opening his eyes slightly. "Please make a 3D model of me ... a-and ... COUGH ... make it do gay little anime dances on a screen at the funeral." Panel 4: Old Shen, resting contently in an open casket, and above him is a screen and two speakers, the screen showing him doing a gay little anime dance, and the speakers playing presumably the anime music he's dancing to. Two wake-goers are there looking at it.

Every day I go through a reasonable crash out over the fact that I can’t do it all then decide that sleeping under a desk and working 70 hour weeks might be worth it after all.

i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

A traditional illustration of a little bunny sitting on a duck. Next to the drawing is text that says “i got too high and now i’m thinking about ducks”

weed doodle

Shen is standing in complete darkness, facing you, with a completely neutral expression and mostly neutral stance. With his right hand, he holds up a Shen plush, which has a yellow t-shirt, blue pants, and big bulging eyes. It looks a little raw, to be honest, but at the same time emanates a captivating aura.

I love educating straight white engineers on queer trans women,

Yes, they did in fact meow

You can go back to playing helldivers on your steam deck or whatever.

Shirt getting caught on boobs when putting shirt on is very euphoric

Me standing in the middle of two trans fem thighs: Hey siri how do I get home?

Jingle pirated copies FL studio downloads out front the trans fem meetup, call that clit farming

I fucked up 2 of my eggs
Put me down like a fucking dog