Snitty 🎃👻

This was grad school, he was a postdoc and he and his wife had a condo with a yard. I don’t know where he learned to clean it out but he knew how.

Funny thing is he was a quiet, soft-spoken guy. And a goose assassin.

Not sure he ever said.

Really looking forward to the @jasonleopold.bsky.social FOIA for the staffer's notes who put this together, DURING a shutdown.

Not least bc (as @whitehouse.senate.gov noted), the Reid Hoffman slur was false.

White House Signals It May Try to Deny Back Pay to Furloughed Federal Workers

Not paying people remains one of the biggest through-lines of Trump's career.

That plus corruption, racism, and sexual assault.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/u...

“No money shall be drawn from the treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law.”

Ooh

The youth don’t know how good they have it. We were drink Burnett’s vodka out of plastic bottles. Uphill both ways in the booze, lord Jesus. It was terrible.

thought to myself “what if there was smaller skeleton trapped inside a larger skeleton, that would be pretty spooky” and then realized i was describing a pregnancy

Loaded cheesy fries with the liquid cheese whiz, bacon bits, Lowry's seasoned salt. I'll roll around in that shit

it's been nearly a day and I'm still staring off into the distance thinking about being "cursed with bones" 💀

The handful of other ear-wigglers I have met have been both at once - never another who can do one at a time.

another thing Weiss does is give other very dull people a vehicle to spout bog-standard right-wing ideas and pretend they're being iconoclasts or innovative.

RIP to an appetizing master

I can wiggle my ears one at a time.

Picture here is from 1992. LA riots. Ive seen this called bad news judgment. In any real journalism outfit this is more like a firing offense. I basically say such things. Beyond belief.

ah yes, 2025, the year portland put up brand new public payphone signage

Bondi refused to come right out and defend Trump, choosing instead to hurl insults and How Dare Yous to Senators today, everyone who could be stonewalling is stonewalling, and it really does make me wonder just what they know at this point.

Journalism Fail: This implies there is a donut shop aflame in Portland, Oregon right now but the photo is
1) Not Portland
2) Not 2025

It's a 33 YEAR OLD FILE PHOTO. You have to open the story & read the fine print to find out it's Los Angeles in 1992.

Come on @cnn.com. Do better.

It's surreal that we're watching the Attorney General, the head of the FBI, and the Speaker of the House running a cover-up in plain view but at this point I don't know how else you interpret things like this.

Okay I'm not that much of a pervert

Tater tots with cheese melted on top and a fried egg with runny yolk on top of that. Break the yolk, let the hot tots and cheese cook it. Magical.

Horrific 👇

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

This thread is pig slander, goats are kind of dicks, and you don’t usually get to eat them but swans are bastards. Every swan voted far-right.

It’s so good. Honey goat cheese with hot peppers jelly is also good.

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

I was in the waiting room for a mammogram today. The staff member called for Katherine and BOTH other women waiting were Katherine and I’m Kathleen, so quite a bit of confusion just ensued

Yeah I will occasionally dip into the sour cream.

A firm marshmallow?

Crackers with cream cheese and hot pepper jelly.