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@empiricdysfunc.bsky.social

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Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

04.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2777    ๐Ÿ” 989    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 122

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

04.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8089    ๐Ÿ” 3280    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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The bonus of having an OC for an actual decade is that I know this freak inside and out.
My certified freak #MyFreak lol
#ocnsfw
(Ashton uses he/him)

06.01.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do people even live here??? Do we want a country anymore????

06.01.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Let's see" titles like this always make me think "what if they just fail the whole movie, no adultery achieved?"

06.01.2026 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Jucika and the well-equipped bus."
autรณbusz-bus

"Jucika and the well-equipped bus." autรณbusz-bus

03.01.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 782    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Dang this slaps, gonna have to read the rest!

02.01.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Orgy

21.12.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

What depressing pit of the internet is a gas station egg sandwich going viral on

06.12.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cauc

01.12.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I bought this shirt and my ass really read the text literally as "bad [at being a] boy" and thought "oh yeah that's really punchy to wear as tran" COMPLETELY missing that it (also literally ig) just says Bad Boy, until I pulled it out. I have gender brainrot they will be studying after my death

14.11.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Woah what? SFW art from me? Unheard of.
Iโ€™ve been streaming her by JVKE a lot and it just gripped me. Itโ€™s so them. AUGHHHHHH
(Cedar uses she/her pronouns)
#stardewvalley #sdvfarmer #oc #sdvoc

13.11.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kinktober 2025, 15, Siren
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OC

#nsfwcomm #brart

02.11.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This framing is so good!!! The watcher's face really speaks so much to how hot they think she is. Really great :D

09.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.

nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...

All proceeds go to my friendโ€™s transition! โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’–

07.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1613    ๐Ÿ” 457    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I have gotten this shirt

08.11.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They had to price up becauss you stopped buying them for so long

05.11.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone do this to me

08.10.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More wolves with straps PLEASE

05.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I'm so glad you're posting again

05.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a fun and colorful read! Further proof that the world needs more pheromone-laden breeding seasons

01.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#animation #art #mecha

15.11.2024 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6483    ๐Ÿ” 2290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
A screenshot of the Discord chat app friend screen cropped to only show the status text underneath a user, who has been cropped out. The text shows a voice chat icon, then says "In voice [circle] I delight in my wickedness and I refuse to see the kingdom of heaven."

A screenshot of the Discord chat app friend screen cropped to only show the status text underneath a user, who has been cropped out. The text shows a voice chat icon, then says "In voice [circle] I delight in my wickedness and I refuse to see the kingdom of heaven."

WATCH OUT the "in voice" label on the Discord friends list only appears when whatever is stated after is said in a racist accent. This allows you to know which of your "friends" you need to block. DON'T BE IGNORANT

25.09.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so frustrating that we live in a time when so many incredible masters of erotica art are freely available to view, and the reaction of a loud and uninterested crowd is "but I think they're icky and shouldn't be able to be paid."

10.09.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I was Sisyphus I'd climb on the rock and see how far I could see

07.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I identify with three outfit changes a day

07.09.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely stunning work. Love the expressions and framing!

24.08.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I started posting on here more and my life got immediately worse this is magical

14.08.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God fucking dammit I forgot "the vibrations of" no one will ever understand me!!!

24.07.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the podcast has a good bit going I will stick my phone in my panties and allow their laughter to bring me to orgasm over and over again. It is through this process I become closer to the divine.

24.07.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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