Col

Old Col, showing the grey.

Hahaha, I've seen that.

The Dammed United on Sky Cinema Klaxon!!!

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social happy birthday mate x

😁

I hide them well in casual clothes.

*sad face* yes.

Yeh

Shitty dick.

I've been round the block.

I fell asleep on the recliner like a delightful old nana, but with big knackers.

I'm as full as a fat lasses shoe.

Relaxing.

Very tasty.

What you having?

I reckon Sunderland can nick this...

Saturday is cheat day.

Thank you, mate.

Lou knows.

Piss heed.

Apparently my uncle was a bugger for this.

The icing on the cake of this story is he just got up and left without waking her up.

My old mate Mark had a terrible habit. When he got drunk, which was often, he'd wake up in the night and piss in his girlfriend's wardrobe.

It got so bad, we would call to warn her on his level of drunkenness so she could take stuff out and put plastic and a bowl in the bottom of the wardrobe.

You know the story about accidentally calling your teacher mum?
Well my mate Rob once went back to a girls flat and after they'd had sex they fell asleep and he, with his arse hanging out of the bed, explosively farted and shit against her wardrobe door.

Unrelated, I know, but funnier.

PLONK £1.49 OFFY

Did somebody say beveragino?

You can take me firm... and so on and so forth.

Nope, pissed down none stop. It's very depressing.

Every time.

Just put my phone down in order to check my pockets for my phone.