i am the sun

i deleted it about a year ago if memory serves

hellooooo

thank you

im back on the OG place under @notbr__ btw

hey kings

it is very quiet in these parts

thank you!!! I hate doing them but the occasional all nighter does put me in a much better spot. are you in another country or also not sleeping?

i love taking fibre supplements when i haven’t eaten and my body is like ‘what the FUCK am i meant to do with this’

nah im awake by choice studying :(((

hello

im here cause everyone is asleep on the other one

i can’t tweet good on here

back again are we

where was $2 tacos!!

an anon tried to bully me on twitter earlier but unfortunately it was twitter that has built my ego to imperishable heights. they built this monster and they will LOVE HER

calling a guy who wants to sleep with you ‘mate’ and waiting

hello my precious alternates

omg fill me in

twitter seems to be normal again ? ill return here if it breaks again sorry im not loyal

there’s currently a fool in my DMs

it’s good cause now i can openly tweet about fools in my twitter DMs over here

who up battling the weight of every mistake they’ve ever made in their life

yeh cause u haven’t followed me again

i need to re-establish my lore. once i stole an entire salmon in the lining of my jacket

using context clues i thought a can on top of a letterbox in camberwell was a home security camera

i knew i would never be able to recreate a photo of my face going viral in my first fortnight and coasting on that for the rest of my online career but i never thought i would have to…

ive accidentally followed so many people that i thought i followed on my other account but actually they just liked my tweets and that’s why i recognised them oh no im making new friends noooo

hey sorry i didn't follow back on bluesky, i saw your profile picture and i knew it looked familiar but i couldn't remember if that's because you were annoying to me online one time four years ago or if we are close friends

the sleeping pill immediately ulcerated my tongue where it touched as i swallowed it so that seems like a good thing to put inside my body

how do we DM. i have sliding to do