kill, destroy, motor cycle

have fun, in tab we trust

really making the "you can't joke about anything these days" crowd look like idiots

haha it's back!

she jokes about her *own* rape and you need to fucking stop being weird

absolutely 🥰

the answer's sort of both

the hangover gag was fucking incredible

lmao same in ours

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

how sore

getting up very very early in the morning and driving very fast on empty roads to your surgery

the sole hoon getting hole soon

really seems like we shouldn't have put the world's dumbest freaks in charge of something as important as the internet

it's seeming to me a bit like you didn't even read the post you're responding to

elmo, the red guy, has tons of friends. oh my god.

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

then just say that he's a failure and has no friends, how does calling him "elmo" help

let's fuckin go!!

oh hey dude

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head."

ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

can you stop being weird about her please

doing an effort estimate but for how much you're gonna get down on that thing

you could also do the reverse and assign yourself to her! depending on how you're feeling that day

these are all the ones i know, i had to take a break to actually go and use jira and it was deeply unhorny actually

She invites you to 15 minutes of standup and then 15 minutes of missionary and then 15 minutes of

sending her a screen recording that's just you creating a work item called [her name] and slowly mousing over Assign To Me

aw i'm sorry lovely <3

Arrested on his birthday lol

jesus christ