Stu

I have just been to my 2nd Yorkshire wedding where tea & coffee was not served after the food. What the fuck

Phil Collins on BrassEye. He's wearing a black t-shirt and baseball cap that both have NONCE SENSE written on them.

Now we're talking...

...and the UK population has still somehow managed to find space for an extra 15 million people since the 70s.

Because there are various reasons why those houses are unoccupied. They could be held as investments, awaiting probate, or they're owned by local authorities who don't have the budgets to make them habitable. The same headlines about overcrowding, housing shortages etc have been around for decades..

There are more than 1 million unoccupied homes in the UK and over 100,000 AirBnBs. About 6% of the UK is built on. 70% of land here is owned by 1% of people. Population density is not caused by the UK being 'full'.

Really sorry to hear that

We haven't scored in the Premier League for 448 minutes #nffc

We look every bit a bottom 3 side #nffc

They shit what happ

Watford? More like WTFford

I decided not to buy the tickets and instead I'll buy us something we can all enjoy. If someone else ends up buying it for them then that's on them.

Lol

Problem I have is that I'm a massive hypocrite. I know that I spend money every day that goes to horrible people, be it through subscriptions, shopping, buying Forest paraphernalia etc. Who am I to say they should miss out on something because of morals? They'll just see it as me denying them fun.

Yeah she makes a fair bit of coin from it. I might have to leave it to someone else to buy that cos I don't think I can stomach it.

Tbh I don't know anything about the ownership structure of it. I assumed she'd benefit financially but is that not the case?

Pretty shocking that Charlotte Church has been pretending to be Welsh this whole time

I doubt the government would be arsed tbh. There's a cinema in Nottingham which was advertising trials of captioning glasses for November, so I enquired and they said that it was last year and they forgot the ad was still there. Shows how often they check their accessibility page.

Tell me about it. I no longer go to any of these places expecting access. I've not had a single successful experience.

Fuck. I don't even know what to say to this other than I'm sorry you all ended up in that situation.

Line-up Vs Porto:

Sels
Savona - Milenkovic - Murillo - Neco
Luiz - Anderson
Stone - MGW - Woan
Charles Bronson

Long term contract though! Let's hope he surprises people

I can't think of a manager that I want to prove everyone wrong more than Sean Dyche. He's done incredibly well in tough circumstances and ignored by big clubs basically because he looks like Phil Mitchell and has a voice like an '80s printer. #nffc

Red Stripe in tins and the stickiest of all sticky floors

Fan Club, Leicester

We scored the most expected goals today. If we kept doing that under Ange we'd definitely win an expected trophy for our expected cabinet.

You always know, however mad this is, it won't be the maddest thing under Marinakis.

Thank Christ for that. Hopefully we can just forget this ever happened #nffc

Nottingham Forest corner flag (the usual photo that accompanies a club statement)

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And the only reason we had any chances in this game is because Chelsea's defence gifted them to us

After a good first half, we will probably concede 5 now #nffc