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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

i feel there’s been a conscious effort by silent hill fans to not publicly acknowledge that halfway through the new game you get a tutorial that says “press L3+R3 to go Beast Mode” and then you press it and you go Beast Mode

i think they know that’s really embarrassing and are keeping it on the dl

latest reason for atlus not including women: the director/lyricist has been too busy studying psychology

parry sloppin in the house tonight

standin still and pressin L2 on time

while we're at it, the stories about evil ai's taking over the world or whatever were also metaphors. they also were not literally about evil programs that will kill us all. im starting to think the origin of this problem is people who can't read properly.

do ai people know that those old scifi stories about robots being oppressed or whatever were like, metaphors. yknow about real people, who actually exist. they weren't literally about how robots will be oppressed in the future. that would be stupid.

dude linux is easy. just open up the deb manager and install the flatpak. if that doesn’t work try wrapping it with blorb and running it via scruntfix. if blorb doesn’t work then use jumble. just use jumble for it. run jumble in a sandbox and sudo it. jumble can do that no prob. linux is easy just u

shmup reviewer on tiktok: on the second loop, unalived enemies will start dropping sewer slide bullets

not sure why i put this on my wishlist, i get this for free every time i go to the grocery store.

the average ps3 game was 7 hours of dogshit you would never play again. the average ps5 game is 70 hours of modestly less unpleasant dogshit that you will also never play again. they arent spending more money to make the games better, theyre just making them longer. why would i want that.

holy freaking based

what game is this

you really don't have to buy the new halo game

a few years ago it feels like it became passe to be like “yeah big shooter games are basically all propaganda,” maybe even a reductive point to make. now they’re literally doing “joining ice basically makes you master chief” and i feel maybe we should have hammered it in more.

undertale geno route exclusive enemy, yandereplane

* Gosh, Kris, remember when were kids and you would dip me in tar? * ... * Don't you ever... Miss it, Kris? Back then...

I can't stop thinking abt these tweets i saw so ive brought it into existence . artisanal #kriselle

wait is the goo goo babies stuff actually about ageplay or is that a fandom joke

if the eggs in deltarune and gaster's being in deltarune are a shitty easter egg pun to oppose the christmas theme of the holiday family, then i fully expect the final boss of deltarune to be the manifestation of the 4th of july, whereupon kris and susie defeat american imperialism for the bit

he can be yuor angle or yuor devil

mfw it's a Scott Pilgrim Takes Off type adaptation where it's revealed this slightly different retelling was because of some post-game trickery and it becomes a story about how wanting HOMESTUCK to continue is a bad thing (this has been the message of every HOMESTUCK continuation)

it's crazy because it's not even like an epistolary novel where you can just depict the events as described. this literally is the plot. this is the action of most scenes. how do you even work around this

A really long Homestuck Pesterlog between Karkat, Dave and John

A second screenshot of the same Pesterlog because it's so long I need to split it up even when zoomed out as far as possible

A third screenshot of the same Pesterlog. Technically this is a "dialoglog" but who cares

can't wait to see this adapted into a 20 minute animated TV episode

Screenshot from Dark Seed 2. A man in a dress jacket and slacks stands in a desolate, Gigeresque room where the floor is bones. He laments, "Oh, no! Not the Hall of Death again! The only way out of here is death!"

crazy to do a homestuck show when it is
1. longer than most works of literature ever produced
2. 90% chat logs between kids talking over AOL instant messenger

what's great about this animation is that it was clearly done in a computer, but appears to use none of the features a computer would have that would make this animation easier to create

duh Bowser and Peach are married and the rescue is consensual roleplay. we have known this for decades

first they came for heavenly badonkers angel bitches