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Satirist, humanist, aardvarkist. Proprietor of the Alternate Reality News Service (with 13 books in print to prove it!). Author of eight comedic novels. Creator of Les Pages aux Folles. Making the world laugh one person at a time. He/him.

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Lucy Lawless as Xena

Lucy Lawless as Xena

Painting of Ulysses S Grant cucking Robert E Lee at Appomattox

Painting of Ulysses S Grant cucking Robert E Lee at Appomattox

Reminder that Xena: Warrior Princess lasted longer than the Confederacy.

09.04.2024 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 774    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

Leon Panetta on CNN saying "In my experience, the Israelis usually fire and then ask questions." It's like a dam broke and everybody who's known about the shit Israel's been doing for decades but wouldn't say anything is coming out of the woodwork

06.04.2024 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1049    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 28

look at how israel lean on other countries unquestioning acceptance of their lies about NRWA workers to justify further atrocities

we are complicit in this genocide

06.04.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a very human apocalypse.

06.04.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give a man a profile pic, and it's only good for a day; teach a man to hold a fish in it and he has a profile pic for a lifetime.

06.04.2024 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when u can not find the remote but do not want to move so u just sit there watching the same channel all night

06.04.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 665    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Young man-- there's no need to feel down
I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town
You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown
Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?

16.08.2023 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2885    πŸ” 1128    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 29

We had to deal with beholders in my last D&D campaign. Nasty bastards, they were!

06.04.2024 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Altman is joining other tech leaders, chiefly Bill Gates, in proposing that we fix the problems caused by our fucking with our atmosphere by... fucking with our atmosphere."

03.04.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I saw somebody say the sheer volume of murder going on in Gaza is unmatched on earth since the Rwandan genocide in 1994.

Thought I had some point to make about the impact of that comparison, but nope.

I've got nothing.

02.04.2024 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hulks have chosen a new Pope.

24.03.2024 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody approaches art with their own ideological filters. Some of us can (more or less frequently) see beyond those filters in order to engage with the artist's intent. Many cannot.

24.03.2024 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For this same reason I really would like people to stop calling the output from diffusion models 'AI art'. They're not, they're AI-generated images - that's what we researchers call them. It's just hucksters who call it art. Don't let them get away with it through repetition.

24.03.2024 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜They lied’: plastics producers deceived public about recycling, report reveals Companies knew for decades recycling was not viable but promoted it regardless, Center for Climate Integrity study finds

How many times are we going to have a study exposing this only for nothing to happen? How many years have we known this now? How many decades?

24.03.2024 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out I am able to live a perfectly functional online life without using Facebook, Twitter, or Google, a realization that more and more people are coming to after years of these services becoming more and more aggressively hostile to their users.

24.03.2024 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

As one will.

24.03.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Smiling selfie with my dark brown and cream tabby Big Bob, who is huge and very unimpressed

Smiling selfie with my dark brown and cream tabby Big Bob, who is huge and very unimpressed

Hello

23.03.2024 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 949    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 1
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Unicef official tells of β€˜utter annihilation’ after travelling length of Gaza James Elder describes children on the brink of death and families desperate for clean water, food and shelter

β€œThe depth of the horror [in Gaza] surpasses our ability to describe it,” said James Elder, a spokesperson with the United Nations Children’s Fund (Unicef).

β€œI’ve not seen that level of devastation in 20 years with the UN."

22.03.2024 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

The longer it goes on, the easier the comparison will be to make.

22.03.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every modern genocide has been framed as defensive or retaliatory and I would say not understanding that disqualifies you from weighing in on the subject

22.03.2024 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 621    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve arrived at a place where β€œbe the absolute biggest fucking asshole you can be at all times” is a sign of in-group virtue! It’s very weird.

21.03.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1670    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 23

And the broader point here is how much antisocial behavior is now embraced and coded as conservative and pro-social behavior is coded as left wing! They’ve decided that not being a gross weirdo is β€œwoke.”

21.03.2024 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1846    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 33
19.03.2024 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3947    πŸ” 1282    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 70
Black Capped Chickadee

Black Capped Chickadee

I'll be sharing some pictures of birds that have visited my yard over the past few years . . .

Black Capped Chickadee

#BirdsinMyYard

07.03.2024 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
sign saying it's all good
Headline:
Breaking Good News: Of The Tens Of Millions Of Children Infected With Covid, Only Tens Of Millions Of Them Will Have Increased Risk Of Lifelong Life-Changing Life-Shortening Health Conditions
Story by Trig Wiveliscombe and Ruaf Potto

Photo: https://unsplash.com/photos/brown-its-all-good-led-sign-cBb94xhYAXw

sign saying it's all good Headline: Breaking Good News: Of The Tens Of Millions Of Children Infected With Covid, Only Tens Of Millions Of Them Will Have Increased Risk Of Lifelong Life-Changing Life-Shortening Health Conditions Story by Trig Wiveliscombe and Ruaf Potto Photo: https://unsplash.com/photos/brown-its-all-good-led-sign-cBb94xhYAXw

Breaking Good News: Of The Tens Of Millions Of Children Infected With Covid, Only Tens Of Millions Of Them Will Have Increased Risk Of Lifelong Life-Changing Life-Shortening Health Conditions

18.03.2024 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

more

children

killed

in

Gaza

in four months

than

in

all global conflicts

the past

four

years

18.03.2024 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
fluffy gray kitten with her feet kicked playfully

fluffy gray kitten with her feet kicked playfully

baby Tarragon was so wiggly

17.03.2024 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

the entire "social media ideological bubbles" talking point is wild. I'm not "preventing myself from considering disparate views", I hear right-wing politics ALL THE TIME: they're bad. That's the problem. I hang in leftist communities to get a BREAK from hearing ghoulish dogshit.

17.03.2024 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

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