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@hangerupper.bsky.social

Ex arranger and installer of fine art exhibitions. Still an obsessive picture straightener.

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Dot to dot for beginners

02.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Oh Wilbur, what a charming pair of blue tits!"
"Yes, I'm afraid it was rather chilly in the studio that day."

#GirlsOwnCC

01.02.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"So my dears, do you think I have a talent for this art lark?"
"Oh certainly Quentin, you've joined up all the little dots beautifully."

#GirlsOwnCC

01.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Handwritten sign in a shop "Christmas Hurricanes Β½ original price"

Handwritten sign in a shop "Christmas Hurricanes Β½ original price"

No wonder they didn't sell well. Very difficult to wrap

01.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pink space hopper sits in a trailer gazing wistfully through the bars

A pink space hopper sits in a trailer gazing wistfully through the bars

Always sad to see a space hopper in captivity

28.01.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I drive past a dog training field where the obstacles are swamped by water after days of rain. Three half-submerged tractor tyres are doing a very convincing Nessie impression

27.01.2026 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm sorry Mr Darwin sir, we knew it was your last tortoise but the damned things are just so delicious"

#GirlsOwnCC

25.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Take a marker pen with you next time πŸ˜‰

25.01.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's got to be the most niche honesty box ever πŸ˜‚

25.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you write your love a poem or some flowery prose
It will last much longer than a red, red rose

#BurnsNight

25.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it warms the heart to see trust is alive and well

25.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

How fantastic! There's a tiny printmaker's gallery like that in Crinan. It makes you want to buy something in return for their trust

25.01.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's on the west coast of Scotland so I think the applecores must have blown away πŸ˜†

25.01.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜„

25.01.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too! And I love that trust is still alive and well πŸ™‚

25.01.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A barbed ice fence

24.01.2026 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a Lego cloche hat πŸ˜„

23.01.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever their paths crossed Liver Birds always recognised each other. It was the walking peculiar that did it.

19.01.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've a sudden craving for honeydew melon πŸ˜‹

19.01.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Certainly Madame Curie, I can get you a room upgrade in the hospital, but it will cost you one of your Nobel Prizes"

#GirlsOwnCC

18.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pogo the squirrel has come for his lunch. He takes a peanut from the snack cupboard and sits munching, his tail curled over his head like a fluffy umbrella to protect him from the drizzle. There's a robin and a blue tit perched on the shed, watching and waiting for him to drop a bit πŸ˜„

#RedSquirrels

13.01.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aka The Mersey Funnel

11.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm afraid neither of us like mutton chops Mr Winthrop, you see we're both vegan"

#GirlsOwnCC

11.01.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A tsk tsk and I wasn't even trying πŸ˜†

11.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Douglas had instructed the maid to polish the floor to a mirror shine. He waited patiently for a young lady to come into range and hoped for a glimpse of bloomer.

#GirlsOwnCC

11.01.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for that fabulous blast from the past! That's my earworm sorted for the day πŸ˜„

08.01.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More winter magic. Rain, but with the occasional dry snowflake. How do they manage not to get wet on the way down?

07.01.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I did wonder... πŸ€”

06.01.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A glass bowl full of brightly coloured liquorice allsort sweets

A glass bowl full of brightly coloured liquorice allsort sweets

Jeff, are you sure it's not a liquorice allsort?

06.01.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Josephine had put her right leg in and her right leg out several times, but was definitely not going to shake it all about unless that fun sponge Edgar joined in.

#GirlsOwnCC

04.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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