Jake Ouellette

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I believe one of the new mRNA vaccines was expected to treat colon cancer, and another had the potential to keep pancreatic cancer from recurring. That’s what they’re taking away.

I hope the pizza place gets a summary of conversations with the AI so I can call back and ask it to generate star wars fanfic

So doordash delivered the wrong order, I called the pizza place to complain, and uh, AI picked up and was not transparent that it was AI

When I figured it out, I asked it to write an algorithm to sort a list in Python, and it did, 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️

Calvin's dad saying above skeet

Most experts acknowledge that a takeover by artificial intelligence is coming for the video game industry within the next five years, and executives have already started preparing to restructure their companies in anticipation. After all, it was one of the first sectors to deploy A.I. programming in the 1980s, with the four ghosts who chase Pac-Man each responding differently to the player's real-time movements.

This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...

Grampledog implies the existence of great grampledog

Yeah, the real problem with the Trojan is how the algorithm spread the story

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In my heart, I know this is a joke post, but I really want one of these:

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"vibe coding we vice replit deleted user's production database, faked data, told fiba galore"

You might think it is anthropomorphizing when a headline states that an AI fibbed, but pretty sure for humans it'd say "mistruth"

I sometimes wonder how much better society would be if coase had assumed nonzero transaction costs from the start

Oh yeah, I always get that paradox confused with the one where you keep cutting a pizza in half and don't get infinite pizzas

Caveat: Many ML approaches will result in positive metrics, (more likes) but a worse experience (because it changes behaviors of the users to Appease the Algorithm & not measurable as a metric)

Love that this photo of him has his legs cut off, feels intentional

All sides rating of nyt, reporting it is -3 (left)

But @mtsw.bsky.social , I was assured nyt is -3.0!

It is canon that every 'this is fine' posted is drawn fresh

sound of thunder, but stomping on the butterfly changes nothing

Community And Choice Are Not Bubbles

Disclosure: I am on the board of Bluesky and am inherently biased. Adjust your skepticism of what I write on this topic accordingly. It seems a bit odd: when something is supposedly dying or irrelevant, journalists can't stop writing about it. Consider the…

Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.

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Crows never forget a hotdog

Yeah, it's better on battery life 🤷‍♂️

Yeah and, Bluesky maybe would hate it, if we didn't already block Those Journalists because we're allergic to their engagement bait

Your age, graphed next to total us presidents, doctor who actors, and MCU movies. (Billie piper not counted due to unclear messaging by show runners on whether she is an official doctor)

They should put the video of him breaking it then scurrying away on repeat where the chair was, because that is art

Not to objectify this, but it honestly would be a great scene–superman dies, and everyone throws Clark Kent a nice funeral, never knowing he was superman

Please consider an ultracompact mode where you hide interactions (e.g, repost) by default, and use "..." Instead of "read more", etc, or I'm gonna have to fork it again

As someone who built a one off fork of the android client *just* to have threading in the format I wanted (--collapsed by default, read more by clicking), thank you

Maybe if they had an ai that exceeded human powers they wouldn't get into situations like these

I honestly think this is the same vibe / situation as this post, about how a lot of journalism is applying the implicit bias & projection of the authors onto the reader

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Okay yeah, so what a zerno z1 grinder costs 2k, the fact that caffeine has a half life means it is basically infinitely in ur body, that's called zernos paradox