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Jeffrey T. Darlington

@gpfjeff.bsky.social

Creator of General Protection Fault, the Comic Strip (https://www.gpf-comics.com/). Developer with 25+ years of pro experience. Husband, father, possibly human. Sanity may not apply to all posts.

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Lune from "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33". A young, beautiful woman with dark hair and a row of magic runes tattooed down the left side of her face. She holds up her right gloved hand, producing a magical flame.

Lune from "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33". A young, beautiful woman with dark hair and a row of magic runes tattooed down the left side of her face. She holds up her right gloved hand, producing a magical flame.

Lune from "Clair Obscur: Expedition 33". The full sketch, including rough "pencils" and final "inks", will be posted in Monday's GPF Premium exclusive Jeff's Sketchbook.

15.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1985 - First "copyrighted" comic (i.e., first time I wrote "Copyright JTD" in pencil)
198? - Attempted to get said comic printed in the local paper. Still have rejection letter.
November 1998 - GPF begins
November 2024 - GPF ends
January 2025 - SM2 begins
November 2025 - SM2 ends

26 official years

03.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, no. Most of the ones I'm aware of have ended or, worse, gone completely offline. Even the venerable "User Friendly" isn't advisable; my DNS provider blocks it due to a "security threat". (Perhaps the neglected site got hacked?)

17.01.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Printed books aren't very likely at this point, but I haven't given up hope. DRM-free e-books *ARE* on the agenda, but I don't have an ETA for those yet.

05.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well nuts. Didn't see this until now. Guess I know what I'm doing next... (Thanks, BTW.)

05.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There were a few bumps getting it to work (apparently my Perl is getting rusty), but "rerun mode" should be working now. Enjoy!

05.01.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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General Protection Fault General Protection Fault is a wacky, zany on-line comic strip full of geeky fun, bizarre characters, and a sentient slime mold or two. The strip runs three days per week, every Monday, Wednesday, and ...

Congratulations to @gpfjeff.bsky.social for a long and successful run of General Protection Fault. The site entered rerun mode today with the inaugural strip from November 2, 1998. www.gpf-comics.com

05.01.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In case no one has noticed, the GPF site is now in "rerun mode". It should show a "new" old strip each day, starting from the beginning of the archive. Naturally, you can still scroll through the archive and read it from beginning to end, but at least the front page should have something "new" daily

05.01.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Eh, "SM2" got its start during the run of "SM1", which was Year 4 of the comic, so 20 is the closer multiple of 5 to round to. But it's still insignificant on a geological/astronomical scale, so who's counting? (Thanks, by the way.)

03.01.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Game Developers:

If you insist on having a mechanic where you need to precisely mash buttons to flap bird wings to maintain flight, PLEASE add a workaround for old arthritic thumbs that can't do this for more than a few minutes tops.

Sincerely,

Every gamer over 50

20.12.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Doctors Who in the style of Richard Scarry.

The Doctors Who in the style of Richard Scarry.

The Busy World of Doctor Who

15.02.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2736    πŸ” 720    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 35

I know that's supposed to be the hand-held tractor beam, but it looks like Wesley is REALLY happy to see Troi...

06.11.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with all of the above: "Study in Scarlet" may be first, but it's the weakest. "Baskervilles" is the best of the novels. The short stories are what everyone considers the core of Holmesian lore. Don't be afraid to skip ahead.

10.10.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is finished. The final page of "Surreptitious Machinations II" is finally in the update queue. The "epic" over two decades in the making finally concludes on November 17, 2025.

01.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I want my big screen Alley-Kat Abra, darn it!

29.09.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're always welcome to use Sam Spaniel (Private Eye) if you want. I know you had some scans of him in the past, but if you need a reference, ping me and I can dig up some.

18.09.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mikasa Ackerman from "Attack on Titan". Autodesk Sketchbook, Samsung Galaxy Tab S7. Full sketch with "pencil" roughs available exclusively through GPF Premium (https://www.gpf-comics.com/premium/).

Mikasa Ackerman from "Attack on Titan". Autodesk Sketchbook, Samsung Galaxy Tab S7. Full sketch with "pencil" roughs available exclusively through GPF Premium (https://www.gpf-comics.com/premium/).

Mikasa Ackerman from "Attack on Titan". Autodesk Sketchbook, Samsung Galaxy Tab S7. Full sketch with "pencil" roughs available exclusively through GPF Premium (www.gpf-comics.com/premium/).

19.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GPF is currently down due to an issue with our service provider. Techs are on the case, but I have no ETA for the fix.

27.07.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge πŸ§ͺ

18.07.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22650    πŸ” 6733    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 124
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Leave it to me to discover a major time-saving drawing trick only after the story is 85% completed and there's only a handful of pages left to draw...

16.06.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Generative AI runs on gambling addiction β€” just one more prompt, bro! You’ll have noticed how previously normal people start acting like addicts to their favourite generative AI and shout at you like you’re trying to take their cocaine away. Matthias DΓΆpm…

"Generative AI works the same way as gambling addiction. Spin the gacha! Just one more spin, bro, I can feel it!"

07.06.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Webcomic Crossover & Cameo Archive - Keeping track of your webcomic characters since 14th February 2005!

A recent cameo from another webcomic has been spotted in the #webcomic of "General Protection Fault" by @gpfjeff.bsky.social, thereby prompting an update to the comic's entry in the #CameoArchive (crossovers.dragoneers.com)! 😎

crossovers.dragoneers.com/index.php?co...

05.06.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This morning they delivered our Switch 2 Pro Controller that we ordered at the same time. Sure would be nice if we had a game system to pair it with...

05.06.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It involved months of intense study over an ancient, dusty, weathered text call "the Atlas", and making a sacrifice of oil, tire rubber, and chicken blood to the great gods Rand and McNally.

05.06.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Walmart is playing dirty, tricking people into canceling their Nintendo Switch 2 orders. If you get a message saying there is something wrong with your payment method, do NOT try and change it. They will claim you are a scammer/scalper and cancel your order.

04.06.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it wrong for me to see it as delicious irony that GMail, Google's flagship web mail client, flagged an e-mail from Google itself touting the marvels of its very own AI assistant, Gemini, as spam...?

31.05.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, I am no longer Tin. I am now Antimony. I am a lustrous gray metal commonly used in alloys with lead, as well as flame retardants and semiconductors. I can be toxic with effects similar to arsenic, but can also be found in some medicines. I've been know since the days of ancient Egypt.

25.05.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, working on "Surreptitious Machinations II":

Writer Me: I wrote this two decades ago, so all I have to do now is fix grammar and pacing!

Artist Me: The art here is challenging, but with all these special effects, I can leave most of it to the coloring phase!

Colorist Me: I hate you both.

13.05.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll find out in September. ;)

08.05.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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