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Todd Spencer

@heartsintwain.bsky.social

Apologetically snarky and I like my commas! | he/him

75 Followers  |  238 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 11.10.2025  |  1.6861

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Hi! I'm Todd. :)

14.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Todd.

12.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of my co-workers tell me that my mail ends up in their spam.

11.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight!

11.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, You did it!

11.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should watch The Exorcist! I bet it's a scary movie.

11.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Failed to generate the new President of the United States "Sesbian Lex".

11.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My PC got set on fire, never trusting that friend. Skyrim sucks.

11.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Woody Theory" is an interesting name for Trump sticking his hand up J.D Vance's ass.

11.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Failed to generate a prompt for this.

11.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

??
Is this what you "Lesbians" talk about?

11.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rest in peace, Tom Hand.
"A job well done." is what you'd usually say.
I miss you so much, brother.

11.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

?

11.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could say that those people are like "puppets".

11.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes! The woke pipeline.

11.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about my brother.

11.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearts in Twain is such a good song, Exorcist is such a great band!! πŸ‘πŸ‘

11.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/hear...

11.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@myscrungybones.bsky.social Hello!

11.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend of mine told me to install Skyrim, I sure hope my pc can handle it. Lol.

11.10.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry everyone! I cannot use the chat feature! I said the wrong thing and now I have to send an appeal. Aw shucks!

11.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

10.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9184    πŸ” 2204    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 41

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

10.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18868    πŸ” 2459    πŸ’¬ 326    πŸ“Œ 106

I don't know if there's such a thing as a "world cyberwar" but I think we are in one? and the US is determined to lose it. 🧡

Today the admin is mass-firing the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), the nation's cybersecurity protection across all levels of government.

11.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2329    πŸ” 1133    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 121
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Now reading~

11.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

I like how the news will be like β€œwhile the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

10.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11694    πŸ” 2381    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 69

I know a good Halloween costume! I'll wear a shirt with the word "scary" on it. Guess you could call me Scary Todd!

11.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what the woke folk are up to.

11.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this image.

10.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 29084    πŸ” 5106    πŸ’¬ 470    πŸ“Œ 319

They got the hot dogs back at my favorite place! America's great again. :)

11.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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